News Mash: Kardashian kursed with knews of family katastrophe!


Sometimes, news?

Absolutely UNTRUE.

And there is no way I can possibly express…

Given certain topics?

How freaking unfortunate that is.

[via Daily Mail] Kim and Khloe Kardashian have hit out at claims their family’s bubble is about to burst.

Businesswoman Kim took to her website to thwart rumours the Kardashian star is in decline, branding accusations made by The New York Post as ‘lies’.

The reality star, 31, wrote: ‘We face adversity every week and as you all know, we have always tried to take the high road and continue to work hard.

‘But when the media try to manipulate things and write things that are untrue about our business ventures and our shows, it’s time to step in and correct the lies.

‘As a family we work extremely hard and we are very proud of what we have achieved, and it’s disappointing to see people try to tear that down.’ [Read More]

News was awash, in recent days with announcements that the Kardashian bubble had ruptured…

With one news announcement?

Even more entertaining than the last.

[via Weekly World News] LAS VEGAS –   Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas.  Her left butt cheek exploded.

Many have debated for years whether Kardashian has had butt implants or not, but the proof was in the rupturing last night when Kim’s pilot took the Gulfstream 5 above 38,000 feet to avoid turbulence.  When implants fly above this altitude they have been known  to rupture, and that’s exactly what happened to Kardashian.  As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt.  She was sitting next to the new man in her life, Miles Austin, the 25-year-old Dallas wide receiver (whose been doing just that with Kim).

The implant burst and her cheek immediately began to sag.  Pilots cleared the runway for an emergency landing at North Las Vegas Airport.  Kim was taken to Sunrise Hospital on Maryland Parkway. Her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and mother, Kris, all rushed to the hospital to be with Kim.  Luckily they were all nearby at their new boutique at the Mirage, Kardashian Khaos. [Read More]

Oh…

I look forward to the day?

When just ONE news article of the demise of this Familia  Blight on humanity…

Becomes true.

But until then?

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Oh?

I find mental surcease…

Wherever I can get it.

3 comments on “News Mash: Kardashian kursed with knews of family katastrophe!

  1. Hahahaha

    I laughed so hard until I cried. That was fabulous. So inspirational. :D

    I tried to watch Golden Globe Award show for the inspirations but the show was so boring I found myself doing something else.

    • I am not so much a fan of celebrities, as I am a fan of what they create(sometimes). I have discovered that more often then not, the RL individual celebrities themselves (with a FEW exceptions) make my head want to explode due to their rampant odious, obnoxious banality. And as I tend to avoid things that make me unhappy, I don’t watch awards shows. I just can’t.

      • I feel mostly embarrass for all the fakery that they put on. The amount of vanity and emptiness is enough for our head to explode. The celebrities go on the award shows to perform and make names for themselves.
        I used to watch these shows to make fun of them, for a comic relief, but recently i got tad bit serious seeing how all this is stupid. I would crack myself watching them. That was my reason for watching them. :D

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