Stupid Man Tricks – Within Kicking Distance, Edition!

Selfies are dangerous.

More so…

If you are an idiot standing within kicking range of a train worker.

Guy gets kicked in the head while taking selfie with train[Source]

Despite the fact that this kid ended up with a nice set of shoe-tread prints on his face?

Yeah…

Ultimately?

He will be laughing all the way to the bank!

Man Kicked In Head By Train Conductor May Earn $250,000

*sadness*

Why is it, I see so many more of these gifs in our future, huh?

Why, oh why, oh why?!

Stupid Man Tricks – This Isn’t Parkour, Edition!

Parkour definition:

Parkour (French pronunciation: ​[paʁˈkuʁ]) is a holistic training discipline using movement that developed from military obstacle course training.[4][5][6] Practitioners aim to get from A to B in the most efficient way possible.They do this using only their bodies and their surroundings to propel themselves; furthermore, they try to maintain as much momentum as is possible in a safe manner.

And just so we’re clear?

THIS (below)…

Isn’t an example of that:

Rooftop diving[Source]

Give yourself a shake and change, change, change!

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

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“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”
― Leo Tolstoy