Stupid Man Tricks – Building Dropped On Car Claim, Edition!

Jake: “This is Jake with State Farm, how can I help you?”

Me: “Great. yeah, Jake… Um… Someone dropped a building on my car.”

Jake: “I’m sorry… Did you say a building? A whole building?”

Me: “Yeeeah. Gonna need someone to come out, so I can file a claim and get that fixed.”

Jake: *silence*

Me: “Hello, Jake… You there, buddy? Helllllooooo?”