Stupid WoMAN Tricks – Spaghetti Arms vs. Body Check, Edition

There has to be a better way…

To stop a runaway horse.

Cause, lady?

Your air-waving, spaghetti arms are NO MATCH…

For that full-bodied body check, at the speed of gallop.

In NO way:

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See how it threw its should into it and everything?

Yikes…

And then just ran her over?

Yeah, lady…

I’d just lay there too.

 

In us all are jewels that will be the treasure for another’s heart!

“We are treasure chests with more jewels inside than we can imagine.”
― Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

where your treasure is

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“A star falls from the sky and into your hands. Then it seeps through your veins and swims inside your blood and becomes every part of you. And then you have to put it back into the sky. And it’s the most painful thing you’ll ever have to do and that you’ve ever done. But what’s yours is yours. Whether it’s up in the sky or here in your hands. And one day, it’ll fall from the sky and hit you in the head real hard and that time, you won’t have to put it back in the sky again.”
― C. JoyBell C.

Stupid Man Tricks – Biker Doesn’t Give a %$^#, Edition!

Lamborghini’s can run upwards to about $200K.

That’s a lot of cash.

The fact that THIS (below) biker doesn’t give flying %$^#…

Makes this gif either really stupid (cause what if he was caught?)…

Or pretty darn awesome.

You be the judge.

Biker rides over Lamborghini

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BOSS Gifs – Makes Me Giggle, Edition!

Sure…

The internet is often filled with the garbage that is the majorities imaginations.

But, sometimes?

It just makes me giggle.

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This is how some people are impressively inventive, to the point it makes me laugh at the oddest things…

Like a BOSS!

Animated Animal Haiku – Don’t You Leave Me, Edition!

Been alone so long
I don’t like eating alone
Please don’t you leave me…

Please!!!

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[via lifewithdogs]Rescue Dog Refuses to Eat Alone (click link to watch video)

Bonnie is a rescue dog with a bit of an odd, but unbelievably sweet habit.  Apparently the poor dog is so afraid of being abandoned again, that she refuses to eat alone.  In the video you can see how she picks up and moves her food bowl next to her brother, Clyde.  This way, no one has to eat alone!

Bonnie was rescued from Puerto Rico.  The island is teeming with abandoned and stray street dogs.  Lucky for Bonnie, she doesn’t have to worry about that rough and tumble lifestyle anymore.

So, what does her brother Clyde think of all of this?  Well, he doesn’t seem to be bothered by his new sister.  In fact, he just keeps right on eating, as if nothing is different.

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Love shouldn’t hurt in a way that it takes my life!

“Don’t play his game. Play yours.”
Rachel Caine

as tears fall

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“Sounds of depression
remembering rejection
Hope turns to despair
black roses everywhere

Keep hearing echoes
voices in my mind
repeating endless lies
evil in disguise”
― Diana Rasmussen, Snow White Darkness