Stupid Man Tricks – Stupidity of Humanity Edition!

Hmm.

Why is it…

In THIS (below) instance?

I think alcohol was involved…

Without actually seeing alcohol.

Weird.

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Cause otherwise?

I weep for the stupidity of humanity.

BOSS Gifs – Lighting A Candle, Edition!

This fire trick is based on how candles work. When you light a candle, the heat from the flame vaporizes the candle wax. When you blow the candle out, vaporized wax briefly remains in the air. If you apply a heat source quickly enough, you can ignite the wax and use that reaction to relight the wick of the candle.

In other words?

It’s like magic…

But better, cause you know there is no “trick.”

The “magic” is real!

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This is how you light a candle…

Like a BOSS!

Christmas is the day that holds all time together with the ringing of the bells!

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!
~Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers

christmas is the day

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Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.
~Laura Ingalls Wilder