When it comes to pranks?
Is an art form.
An art form?
That NOT all who try…
Can someone shoot me, please?
With the Money Gun (see below).
As much as you want.
This is how you get someone to BEG you to shoot them…
Despite the fact that I beg?
I am far MORE likely to get shot with one of these.
A paper airplane gun filled with bills.
What can I say?
I apparently have shopping issues.
Issues that my closet LOVES…
But my bank account?
Not so much.
“What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov
“We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.”
― Oscar Wilde
You must wake up now
There’s no sleeping in today
I’m ready to play…