Poetic Celebrity Parody – To Fit The Ego, Edition!

My, what a big bag you have! Khloe Kardashian totes oversized $20,000 red designer Birkin at LAX

When she travels
She travels ready
With the big red bag
Everything about Kardashian is big
Big head
Big hair
Big derriere
But to fit the ego
She needs the biggest deep red bag!

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