Famous In America

Poetic Celebrity Parody – How To Be Famous In America

Patricia Krentcil

Wanna be famous in America?
Then
Burn your skin to crisp
With endless tanning
Tan every day
Until you look like brown leather
Make your face darker
Than a shoe sole
You should know how wrong
You are
When New Jersey’s other famous fake tanner
Princess Snooki calls you
Crazy
Snooki called you crazy?
Oh, man
This is such dark humor!!!

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