Rupert the rambling ram’s rampage officially rescinded!

Well, now I can rest easy…

Cause you know, I was worried.

An escaped ram which terrorised a town after going on the rampage for nearly 100 days has finally been captured.

Rupert the rambling ram escaped from a farm near Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, in July after spotting a gap between a hedge and fence.

The Soay ram spent the next three months eating grass and flowers from neighbourhood gardens. [The. Horror.]

Although the RSPCA received scores of sightings from concerned residents, inspectors and police officers were unable to catch him – until now.

Rupert was finally cornered in the garden of a cul-de-sac on October 26 by a five-man team of RSPCA and council officers.

RSPCA inspector Will Rippon admitted the animal was ‘quite difficult’ to locate and was only apprehended  ‘after a lot of chasing and running’.


‘We are delighted to have finally been able to catch the ram after a number of attempts,’ Mr Rippon said.

‘I know RSPCA officers have made at least two previous attempts to capture him and I believe the police and council also tried to corner him.

‘I’m not surprised he remained on the run for three months because he’s very quick and extremely resourceful and canny.

‘He seems to know exactly how to escape from every situation and we’re all very relieved to have caught up with him at last.

‘It is great that he is now being cared for in a safe place, where hopefully he can’t get into any more mischief.

‘He did prove quite difficult to catch, but we kept persevering and thankfully it paid off.’

It is not known where Rupert lived and slept during his months on the run but, apart from a minor leg injury, he appeared in good health.

The wandering mischief maker is now being cared for at an animal shelter in Huntingdon and is expected to be returned to pasture soon.

Who’s zooming who?

Who says animals are dumber than we are?

I don’t know about you, but they seem pretty dang smart to me!

It was a day a wildlife photographer found himself well and truly outfoxed.

Firing off frames of an inquisitive five-month-old vixen, photographer Simon Czapp soon realised his subject had quite an interest in photography herself.


The clever cub was so intrigued by the camera equipment she clambered right on top of it.

And while she was supposed to be the subject of the shoot, the cub stood on the shutter release button and took her own frames.


Mr Czapp, 25, visited the New Forest Wildlife Park to capture images of new arrival Jessie, named after Toy Story’s cowgirl.

She has been rehoused at the animal park in Ashurst, Hampshire – home to wolves, wallabies, deer and otters in 25 acres of ancient woodland – after being abandoned by her mother.

Jessie was offered a few scraps of ham to entice her into posing, but she quickly became so fascinated by the cameras she put on her own performance.

Mr Czapp, from Eastleigh, said: ‘Jessie was very playful and inquisitive and not at all camera shy.

‘Soon after I arrived she was chewing my shoes and everything seemed to be a game to her.

‘Then she started exploring the camera I had set up on a tripod in her outdoor pen.

‘She stood on her hind legs to peer into the lens and then used a tree stump to get a better look at the back of the camera.

‘She balanced her front paws on it and and one point knocked it over.’


He repositioned the camera on the tripod nearer the tree stump and Jessie soon hopped back up.

At one point she had all four paws on the camera and was wobbling to keep her balance.

Mr Czapp added: ‘She jumped up there several times and I realised it could make a good picture.

‘As I was snapping away with the public’s viewing window behind me, I thought I heard the camera go off but didn’t think much of it.

‘But when I checked the memory card afterwards, I was amazed to see Jessie had actually taken two frames of me photographing her.

‘I couldn’t believe I had been outfoxed by a fox!’

The wildlife park’s head keeper, Shanna Dymond, 29, witnessed the impromptu photo shoot.

She said: ‘Jessie is a lovely little cub. She is very inquisitive and as soon as we go to see her, she runs up to say hello and wags her tail.

‘There were some lovely photos of her but she obviously thought the photographer was worthy of a picture too!’

Jessie and her pen mate, male fox cub Woody, were handed into an RSPCA centre in the spring but were too tame to be released into the wild.

They have an indoor stable to sleep in and an outdoor pen where they have dug a retreat under rocks.

The Ratzillias of Bradford!

Holy Jebus – That’s BIG!

It’s bad enough seeing a rat scuttling along your street.

But residents of one estate are living in fear of 30in rodents which have been spotted – and killed – near their homes.

One of those who has come across the beasts is Brandon Goddard, who hunts regularly with friends. He encountered a pack of the creatures when he was out with his air rifle.

The 31-year-old said: ‘The first went right past, but we got the second one, then three more got away. I’ve seen thousands of rats and go shooting a couple of times a week, but I’ve never seen any as big as this.

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‘The one I shot was absolutely terrifying. I was shaking. Goodness knows where the others went. I’m glad I don’t live there,’ he said.

Florence Howell, 74, who lives on the Ravenscliffe estate in Bradford, West Yorkshire, told how she mistook a rat for her neighbour’s cat before realising what she had really seen.

It was horrible,’ she said. ‘I ran inside and closed the door. I didn’t want it getting into the house. It was just over the road when I caught sight of it, in front of that boarded up house and I think it went into the bushes there.’

She believes that new houses being built across the road have prompted an invasion.

‘It must be all the digging that started this, some of those houses have been derelict for eight years and when they started excavating them, the rats moved out,’ she added.

And she’s not the only resident to have seen the giant rodents.

Mother Tracey Tompkins, 36, said: ‘Two rats came out from the side of our house and walked very slowly across the road into the undergrowth during the afternoon.

‘They were both about the size of cats and were in no hurry to get across and went their separate ways.

‘I think they are horrible things and make me want to leave this area after hearing these stories.

Rats are disgusting, they really frighten me – the large ones are like something out of a film.’

Earlier this month a report from Yorkshire Water revealed Bradford was facing an explosion in its rat population.

However, experts from the RSPCA and the Mammal Society yesterday moved to allay residents’ fears, saying the giant rats may actually be a South American rodent called a coypu, which is related to the porcupine and feeds on plants.

It has been farmed in many parts of the world for its long soft coat.

In East Anglia some escaped and caused damage in the countryside, forcing the authorities to cull them in the 1980s.

But not everyone will be convinced. Giant rats were discovered in the Foja Mountains in Indonesia three years ago. The rats scientists came across weighed 3lb, about five times as much as a typical city rat. They were 2ft long - not including its tail – and showed no fear of humans.

Forget robots – THESE things might pose a greater threat to man…

I mean my goodness, just look at the size of them – Eeek!

When it comes to ‘big dogs’, some are better than others

Sometimes I just need ‘cute’ and after I watched Obama’s speech from the Oval Office regarding the Gulf Oil disaster, after I took a shower to to wash away the worst of the scummy feeling I had similar to being pounced on by a huge, dirty dog…I decided I need a bit of  positive to brighten my day.

If this doesn’t rank as just that, I don’t know what does:

These two dogs are more than just best friends, they share a rare bond.

Ellie, a young cavalier King Charles spaniel in England, is almost completely blind. While her owner and a local animal organization are working to raise money for a vision-restoring operation, a German shepherd named Leo has taken matters into his own paws, and is protecting and guiding her.

“Ellie has cataracts on both eyes and is only aware of shadows,” explains Jean Spencer, manager of Rochdale’s Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, in an interview with the Manchester Evening News. “But Leo, who’s an absolutely massive dog, has become her eyes. It’s touching to watch them together. She follows him around and snuggles up to him.”

Ellie was part of a litter of five puppies rescued from harsh conditions by the RSPCA, says Julie Lander, an RSPCA volunteer and Leo and Ellie’s owner. “As well as having cataracts, Ellie’s eye muscles haven’t developed as they should have as she’d been kept in the dark. The puppies had no light or heating. I felt so sorry for her when she arrived, and knew she’d need a special home. But I also knew she would be all right with Leo, as he just loves little dogs and they took to one another straight away,” Lander tells the Manchester Evening News.

Lander goes on to explain how Leo’s almost 90 pounds of bulk helps keep his new charge safe. “I take them for walks in the park and Leo guides Ellie around. He is so protective and herds the more boisterous dogs away from her,” Julie says.

I loved this story. Loved it a lot. It way more than showcased that sometimes the ‘bigger dog’, cares for and truly looks out for the smaller ones…

Unlike some OTHER dogs I know.

*sniffs*