Matthew Mcconaughey

Poetic Celebrity Parody – The Art of Suffering, Edition!

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How much suffering is enough
To change to a skeletal man
From a buff

The art of suffering for art
Includes wasting away your body parts
Still the art of suffering is art.

relative morality

News Mash: Women are more moral than men…Thanks to Magic Mike, that’s not a bad thing!

The science is in
And women win
In the battle of morality
With the male plurality!

[via The Blaze] Women just scored another point in the never-ending battle between the genders after a study determined that they are more likely than men to make decisions based on how choices will impact others. Plainly stated: This means — according to the researcher behind the initiative — that women are more moral than men.

The study included questions about honesty and competency and it found that the moral compass of both men and women changes with age. Professor Roger Steare (known as a corporate philosopher) made conclusions based on what he calls a “Moral DNA test.” He developed the tool four years ago so that he could adequately measure changes in peoples’ values. [Read More]

Of course as a women,
I could gloat
But smugness and superiority
doesn’t float my boat

Sometimes men lacking morals
Is what is desired and craved
“Bad boys with a heart of gold”
Don’t need to behave!

A dramatic comedy set in the world of male strippers, “Magic Mike” is directed by Academy Award® winner Steven Soderbergh (“Traffic”) and stars Channing Tatum in the title role. The film follows Mike as he takes a young dancer called The Kid (Alex Pettyfer) under his wing and schools him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making easy money. Also starring Matthew McConaughey, Matt Bomer, Joe Mangianello, Olivia Munn, Riley Keough, Cody Horn and Adam Rodriguez. “Magic Mike” hits theaters June 29.