I am fed

Poetic Celebrity Parody: “I am FED!” Edition!

Ow, my head
I see redBecause of Kim, I bled
And now of this whole charade?
Oh…
I am FED!

I am fed [Source]

As in fed all the ‘F’ up of all this paparazzi/Kardashian crap!

Ugh.

Get me the hell outta here!!!!

[via TheSuperficial]If you haven’t seen the feel good viral video of the weekend yet, here’s Kanye West banging his head off a street sign while trying to walk into a restaurant like a badass while Kim Kardashian waddles in front of him carrying the child he can’t wait to be nothing but a paycheck to. Even better is when Kanye comes back out and decides to throw a goddamn hissy fit because clearly it’s the paparazzi’s fault for making him believe depth perception is for punk bitches. Then again, they probably put that bright red sign there as trap. It’s practically a ninja.[Read More - Click HERE To See The Video!]

cool Pythagoras

News Mash: What Does It Mean To Be Cool? Ask Pythagoras!

To be defined as ‘cool’….

Used to have so much more meaning, back in the day, than what constitutes it today.

Today?

Being “nice to people”…

Just makes ‘cool’ seem so bland.

Or is it just me?

[via ScienceBlog]What Does It Mean To Be Cool? It May Not Be What You Think

Research led by a University of Rochester Medical Center psychologist and published by the Journal of Individual Differences has found the characteristics associated with coolness today are markedly different than those that generated the concept of cool.

“When I set out to find what people mean by coolness, I wanted to find corroboration of what I thought coolness was,” said Ilan Dar-Nimrod, Ph.D., lead author of “Coolness: An Empirical Investigation.” “I was not prepared to find that coolness has lost so much of its historical origins and meaning—the very heavy countercultural, somewhat individualistic pose I associated with cool.

“James Dean is no longer the epitome of cool,” Dar-Nimrod said. “The much darker version of what coolness is still there, but it is not the main focus. The main thing is: Do I like this person? Is this person nice to people, attractive, confident and successful? That’s cool today, at least among young mainstream individuals.” [Read More]

However if people polled today would have said…

That to be cool?

One had to make up a secret music code and hide it the words of your writings.

Oh, yeah – That’s not only cool, that’s just &%$*#!@ awesome!

[via Telegraph] Researchers claimed they cracked “The Plato Code”, the long disputed secret messages hidden in some of Ancient World’s most influential and celebrated writings.

Dr Jay Kennedy, an historian and philosopher of science at the University of Manchester, found Plato used a regular pattern of symbols to give his writing a “musical” structure.

In his five year study, Dr Kennedy found Plato, who died around 347BC, used the symbols inherited from the ancient followers of Pythagoras.

His findings, published in the American classics journal Apeiron, suggested Plato was not only a secret follower of Pythagoras but also shared his belief that the universe’s secrets lay maths and its numbers.

The study, which has created excitement in the academic world, also suggests he anticipated the scientific revolution of Galileo and Sir Issac Newton by about 2,000 years after “discovering its most important idea (that) the book of nature is written in the language of mathematics”.

Dr Kennedy said the key to unlocking the code came from the 12 notes of the Greek musical scale, which he said was popular among followers of Pythagoras.

Using computer technology, he restored contemporary versions of Plato’s manuscripts to their original form, which he said consisted of lines of 35 characters, with no spaces or punctuation.

Dr Kennedy discovered that some key phrases, themes and words occurred during regular intervals throughout, which matched the spacing in the 12 note scale.

He argued that Plato did not use the code for pleasure, but instead for his own safety after his teacher was executed for heresy.

“Secrecy was normal in ancient times, especially for esoteric and religious knowledge but for Plato it was a matter of life and death,” said Dr Kennedy, a researcher in the Centre for the History of Science Technology and Medicine.

“Encoding his ideas in secret patterns was the only way to be safe.” [Read More]

Beyond cool!

Oh, what?

‘Creating a secret music code’ is so much cooler than ‘nice’…

And you know it is.

have these need this

News Mash: If you buy the new Nike Air Yeezy II, you will need the Miguel Caballero Men’s Polo!

And there is a general sense of wonder, by some, who do NOT understand what is wrong with the economy…

Why it continues to just FAIL!

One word can sum up the problem easily enough:

Priorities.

With people today?

It’s just screwed!

Case in point…

[via USAToday]ROYAL OAK, Mich. – Outside Burn Rubber, a sneaker boutique that plans to sell Kanye West‘s highly anticipated Nike Air Yeezy II Saturday morning at a 400% markup, a secondary economy flourishes amid the colorful camping chairs lined up on the sidewalk. The two dozen people — mostly young men — sell their spots in line or pay others to hold their place.

Some have been there since last Friday, waiting for the chance to pay $1,000 for $245 kicks.

Dariante Dubose, 21, a student who lives on Detroit’s west side, arrived Tuesday and is fourth in line because he bought someone’s spot for $400 to ensure he’ll be able to buy his size, 9.

“My mom stays in my spot when I go home to shower for an hour,” said the expert sneaker-waiter, who came equipped with his computer, iPhone and headphones, along with a zebra-print Snuggie, gummy bears and the book “A Feast for Crows.” “I decrease my water intake. I’ve been here three times before, so I know what to do.”

If people don’t have proxies to stand in for them during a needed break, the group will often simply make note of the departure and hold the spot. For example, a man was allowed to leave to administer anti-seizure medication to his nephew. But others, like Keenan Hastings, who ironically works at Footlocker, weren’t taking any chances; the 21-year-old Auburn Hills resident took the week off work to wait in line — and is No. 3 in the queue.

“It’s a democracy,” said store co-owner Roland Coit.

And it’s capitalism. On eBay, a pair was pre-sold for $90,300. [Read More]

$1000 dollars, for some ugly assed shoes…

Just so you can say you paid $1000 for some ugly assed shoes.

Well, oh my gawd–Really?

Shoes are this much a priority?

No wonder our economy is flailing if people put this much of an importance on a pair of freaking shoes.

And I guess it leaves one to wonder to what degree a priority is placed.

I mean, who does not remember the issues caused by the re-issue Michael Jordan shoes just months back.

I foresee so many problems with this next ‘must have’ shoe fad, other than just the obvious freaking WASTE!

And because I do…

Might I suggest THIS (Below) for anyone who thinks buying these shoes?

Is a good idea.

Cause you are gonna need SOME form of protection.

Sadly.

[via SmartMoney]For the man who lives dangerously — but still wants to look devil-may-care — Colombian designer Miguel Caballero offers a polo shirt with a little something extra up its sleeve: It’s bulletproof. The 4-pound shirt’s antiballistic panels promise to shield the wearer from a range of weaponry, though a version designed to withstand an Uzi costs a bit more than the one made to fend off a 9mm (prices range from $3,000 to $4,000 a shirt).

The company, which calls itself the “Armani of bulletproof clothing,” says its clothes are proven to work. In fact, most of its employees have been shot at while wearing the garments — it’s part of the orientation process. Don’t worry. A spokesperson assures us there have been no work-related casualties.[Read More]

THIS is what America has become…

A slave to screwed-up priorities.

Hey, I’m all for capitalism as much as the next person, but honestly?

Buying these ugly assed shoes…

Not a good idea, no matter how you look at it.

They are not good for your pocketbook, and mark my words, they won’t be good for your health either.

KK and KW

Poetic Celebrity Parody – The Look of Love, Edition!

Heaven opened
And wept for joy
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
Are in love
There was never a purer love
Between  humble-hearts
Like theirs
These two lovebirds
Will never be apart
One soul in two parts
Both looked at the nearer
Mirror
When they said “I love you”
Narcissistic love never dies.  *winks*

Popular singers today aren’t overly talented…They’re just lucky

I think he should have said “happens all almost all vocal performances you hear on the radio TODAY”

And I must say THIS is why I hate all popular music out now. No one has any real skill. This fact is shown easily anytime anyone of these dolts have to sing live. They’re horrible! ‘Singers’ ate what they are called, but NOT what they do. If anyone was actually honest with themselves, listening, they would come to the correct conclusion that FEW singers out there  TODAY are really that talented…

Nope.

Listen to one of them live, just once and you will quickly conclude the obvious…

They’re just lucky:

Missed that high note? With Auto-Tune, that’s OK. Like a spellchecker or photo editing software can save us from our mistakes, the audio program Auto-Tune can correct a singer’s bad notes and wavering pitch.

Although the program is best known for the singing-through-a-fan, robotic vocal style that has dominated pop radio in recent years with stars like Lady Gaga, T-Pain and countless others, Auto-Tune is in fact widely used in the studio and at concerts to make artists’ sound pitch-perfect.

“Quite frankly, [use of Auto-Tune] happens on almost all vocal performances you hear on the radio,” said Marco Alpert, vice president of marketing for Antares Audio Technologies, the company that holds the trademark and patent for Auto-Tune.