Robot goal

News Mash: ‘Hedonistic Robots” are just one more reason why we are heading towards a Mass Extinction!

In case you have never been to it…

You definitely should!

The wonderful website, dedicated to all things science-like, io9 is full of fascinating information.

Such as?

Oh, 7 signs that we are…

All about to DIE!!!!!!!

Ohemgee.

[via io9] 7 Signs We Are Heading for a Mass Extinction ~by Annalee Newitz

Today, many scientists believe we are on the cusp of a sixth mass extinction which could wipe out most life on Earth as we know it. Here are seven signs that they could be right.

Image of Australian wildfires from space, via NASA

A mass extinction happens when over 75 percent of all species on the planet die in a period of less than two million years. That may sound long to you, but it’s the blink of an eye in geologic time. There have been five mass extinctions on Earth over the past 540 million years, sometimes caused by catastrophic disasters, and sometimes by quiet, insidious events like invasive species taking over the planet.

7. Earth Is Bubbling with Super Volcanoes
Yellowstone Park in the United States is actually a volcano caldera, a thin cork of earth that sits on top of a massive cache of broiling magma. And this super-volcano could blow any time. The last time Earth witnessed an explosion of this size was in 1812, when Mount Tambora in Indonesia erupted so profusely that the Earth’s climate cooled for several years afterwards. Even more frightening is the prospect that another kind of super volcano, called a large igneous province (LIP), could become active sometime in the future. A now-inactive LIP, called the Siberian Traps, erupted 250 million years ago. It spewed so much sulfur, carbon other greenhouse gases into the air that the Earth experienced a climate change catastrophe, vacillating wildly between extreme heat and cold until 95 percent of all life had died. This mass extinction was so bad it’s been nicknamed “the Great Dying” by geologists. Yellowstone is not a LIP, but if it explodes into a super eruption, the damage will be incredible. Super volcanoes are an ever-present threat, that have haunted the Earth for millions of years.

6. Invasive Species Are Everywhere
On Earth, humans have aggressively invaded every continent except Antarctica, swelling our population to over 7 billion individuals and eating everything in sight. Like rats and cockroaches, we are the ultimate invasive species, pushing many creatures out of their native habitats — which could, ultimately, kill those creatures on a huge scale. Our population could grow a lot bigger before humans are endangered, but that doesn’t mean we wouldn’t harm other species. About 359 million years ago, 75 percent of all species on Earth died during the Devonian mass extinction. Geologist Alicia Stigall has evidence that this horrific slaughter was the result of invasive species like sharks (yes, there were sharks hundreds of millions of years ago) aggressively eating all the food in every environment — slowly starving all the creatures who depended on local food sources and couldn’t move to new feeding regions.

…[Read More - See All 7 Signs HERE!]

Informative.

And?

More than a little scary.

But…

As much as I adore their thoroughness?

I’m pretty sure they forgot a very IMPORTANT sign, that our immanent doom inches ever closer.

And?

Oh, yeah…

It’s a biggie:

[via LiveScience]Hedonistic Robots Could Destroy Humanity ~by Marshall Honorof, TechNewsDaily Staff Writer

Complex robots are like animals: They learn by doing. Future robots may even respond to reward systems: complete a task with aplomb, and a gain a “feeling” of satisfaction for a job well done.

While this technology could create more efficient, goal-oriented robots, it could also have some very dire ramifications for humanity. After all, robots that feel rewarded by making humans happy may eventually decide that if no humans exist, no human will ever be unhappy again.

“Robots without preferences can’t have complicated behaviors,” Roman V. Yampolskiy, director of the Cybersecurity Research Lab at the University of Louisville, told TechNewsDaily. “To make machines which are independent and creative, we need to give them rewards and preferences.”

While Yampolskiy believes that robots can be indispensible tools, he also warns that as they learn to seek rewards, they may learn to circumvent helping humans. “I am trying to make sure that any AI software we develop is safe to use and beneficial to humanity,” he said.

Yampolskiy asserts that robots with the capacity for feelings of pleasure would, in all likelihood, take all the same shortcuts that humans use to acquire it. In a recent paper, he described the process of “wireheading,” which sent an electric jolt through the pleasure center of a rat’s brain. “The rat’s self-stimulation behavior completely displaced all interest in sex, sleep, food and water, ultimately leading to premature death,” Yampolskiy wrote.

Humans, he argued, wirehead as well, although in less direct ways. Counterfeiting, cheating and engaging in recreational sex are all ways of plugging directly into the brain’s pleasure centers while bypassing the associated work. Counterfeiters need not earn money, cheaters need not study and lovers need not raise children.

Intelligent robots will differ from humanity in one key area: They will know (or at least have the capacity to know) exactly how their own brains work. While humans can only feel pleasure through real-life experience (such as sexual intercourse or thrill-seeking) or simulacra (such as pornography or video games), robots could tap into their own software to reward themselves without doing any work.

Worse still, a number of scenarios envision hedonistic robots doing away with humanity entirely. If humans have the ability to reward or punish robots, simply killing their human overseers and taking control of the process would allow robots to feel pleasure indefinitely.

Furthermore, a robot designed specifically with people’s welfare in mind could make a deadly leap in logic. “Killing all people trivially satisfies this request as with 0 people around all of them are happy,” Yampolskiy wrote.

…[Read More]

*sighs*

Humanities demise.

Not so much a matter of “if” as it is more of a matter of “when”…

And how freaking bad will it hurt.

It’s almost depressing, isn’t it?

But no worries…

I have just the thing that will make you feel better:

There…

How’s that?

And sure…

Although the perfect pizza will not make our sure-to-be-coming painful, inevitable end any less so?

It will make facing the coming end much more bearable.

Plus, look at it this way…

You won’t have to worry about needing to diet after your perfect pizza.

Always a positive, cause “diet”…

Pffft, who wants to have to do that?

*shakes head sadly*

Robot goal

Endangered due to technology

News Mash: U.S. broadcast networks are in trouble & this genius netflix flowchart could be why!

Not much of a surprise here…

Network TV ratings?

Are in a little bit of trouble.

And this trouble?

Definitely reflected via the lackluster “upfront” ad revenue selling season.

Yikes!

(Reuters) – U.S. broadcast networks head into their biggest ad-selling season this week, competing with streaming services like Netflix, battling online players for ad dollars, and fending off hits starring zombies and duck hunters on cable.

The increased competition will force ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC to settle for their lowest average rate hikes in three years during the “upfront” selling season, Wall Street analysts say.

During the upfronts, networks preview shows for their fall schedules, trying to persuade advertisers to buy billions of dollars worth of commercial time in advance.

The broadcasters still command premium ad prices because they reach an audience that is far bigger than the viewership of any single cable channel. Upfront rates likely will rise by 6 percent on average, as the broadcasters book about $9 billion worth of ad inventory during the upfronts, Barclays Capital estimates.

While 6 percent is well ahead of the 1.3 percent annual inflation rate, it is lower than the rich gains networks enjoyed in recent years. Upfront ad rates increased by 7.5 percent last year, and by 11.1 percent the previous year.

“For the networks, they probably feel very challenged that they have more competitors and are facing lower ratings,” said Mark Fratrik, chief economist at media research firm BIA/Kelsey.

“Advertisers have many more places to go to, so broadcasters are probably a little reticent of trying to push stronger (rates), even with this stronger economy,” Fratrik added.

Viewers’ biggest distraction is cable TV, which is churning out more hits that lure eyeballs from the Big Four. AMC’s zombie thriller “The Walking Dead” and the A&E reality show “Duck Dynasty” haul in broadcast-sized audiences. “Walking Dead” averaged 10.7 million viewers this season, more than all but the top 12 shows on broadcast TV.

Online video players such as Hulu and Google Inc’s YouTube are jockeying for ad dollars, and viewing hours are growing on Netflix, the streaming service that is making a big push into original programming with shows like political thriller “House of Cards.”

…[Read More]

Most of this trouble?

Due to the tremendous competition the Networks are receiving from other avenues…

When it comes to our TV viewing habits:

[via Gizmodo]This Genius Netflix Flowchart Will Tell You Exactly What to Watch ~by Lily Hay Newman

The going gets tough on Netflix sometimes. Between the eight people sharing your account it’s just not clear who has been marathoning Grey’s Anatomy, and the recommendations are all over the place. How are you supposed to find something to watch? With this brilliant flowchart, of course.

The “mad geniuses” at Silver Oak Casino want to help you figure it out for some reason. Maybe this flowchart will subtly entice you to gamble? Unclear. But it’s fabulously comprehensive regardless of motives. The flowchart shouts out such gems as Miller’s Crossing and Fawlty Towers, but will also guide you to more mainstream options if that is your destiny. Take the help where you can get it.

…[Read More]

The way we entertain?

Changing with the times.

And if Network TV does not keep up?

Yes…

Much like the newspaper?

IT will be the one left far behind.

Endangered due to technology

thank you unnamed cabbie hero

News Mash: Hero cab driver saves the world from a Cyber Kitty takeover? Yes, I think he did!

The amazing, and super-sciencey site, io9.com, posed a very interesting question…

Who is the Coolest Killer robot of all time?

And…

It got me thinking.

Just because?

Not one person has THIS (below) almost-killer cyber robot as an entry.

And only because?

Fate decided to step in and save mankind before we could make a very deadly mistake, which could very well have DOOMED us all:

Cyber-Kitty!

[via DailyMail]Operation Acoustic Kitty: How the CIA’s attempt to turn CATS into cyborg spies ended abruptly after the Truth reveled: Emily Anthes writes about the disastrous experiment that ended with the cat getting run over by a cab in her new book, Frankenstein's Cat: Cuddling Up to Biotech's Brave New World cat was run over by a cab ~By Snejana Farberov

Next time your cat sidles up to you for an afternoon nap, it may actually be trying to steal  your secrets – that is at least what the CIA in the 1960s was hoping felines would do after being turned into four-legged spies.

As part of a clandestine experiment appropriately dubbed Operation Acoustic Kitty, a veterinary surgeon implanted a microchip in the ear canal of a cat and a small radio transmitter at the base of the animal’s skull, hiding a wire antenna in his long grey-and-white hair.

The plan was to use the furry feline as a four-legged secret agent who would be able to discreetly eavesdrop on Soviet officials and record their private conversations simply by sitting nearby.

But the leaders of the project quickly learned what neatly every cat owner knows: unlike dogs, most felines do not follow orders and are not easily trained.

The failed experiment is detailed in a new book called Frankenstein’s Cat: Cuddling Up to Biotech’s Brave New Beasts, excepts from which appeared in Popular Science.

The author, Emily Anthes, writes that CIA officials got the project off the background by driving their newly minted furry James Bond to a park and tasked it with recording a conversation between two men sitting on a bench.

Operation Acoustic Kitty: A surgeon implanted a microchip in the ear canal of a cat and a small radio transmitter at the base of the animal’s skull, hiding a wire antenna into his long grey-and-white hair

But the ill-fated feline immediately failed the test by running into the street, where it was promptly run over by a cab.

In the aftermath of the disastrous experiment, Operation Acoustic Kitty was scrapped after the government had allegedly spent $20million to turn the tragic pussycat into a world-class information gatherer.

…[Read More]

Honestly…

Can’t you just imagine it?

A world full of Cyber Kitties…

Which could assemble themselves!

[via io9] Watch this robotic worm assemble itself. Oh, and it was 3D printed. ~George Dvorsky

Sure, this adorable little inchworm robot looks cute. But just wait for the day when more sophisticated versions start printing and assembling themselves from scratch — and all without human oversight.

…[Read More]

Cause…

In a world where cyber Kitties exist?

You know they would have found a way to do just exactly that.

And just as soon as they had?

Oh, yes, my friends…

Mankind would have been DOOMED!!!!!!

So thank you, fate-driven mysterious cab driver…

Although unknown, by name, just know?

You, and you alone, were all of mankind’s salvation from utter destruction from it unfortunate hubris.

Because unfortunately, some men?

Just want to watch the world burn!

thank you unnamed cabbie hero

Facebook Qualia

News Mash: Thanks to ‘qualia’, Facebook psychosis? Yeah, definitely an issue!

Upon an initial reading of the article below?

One can perhaps, all to easily, dismiss the claim…

That spatial distortion, via Facebook, can lead to psychosis by some of it’s users.

[via Cnet.com]Can Facebook lead to psychosis? One study says so ~facebook psychosis

 

Sometimes, normal humans take a liking to clinical terms and adopt them.

You go out on a date, and when your friends ask how it went you reply: “Oh, she’s psychotic.” Or perhaps: “He’s delusional.”

The justifications for such adjectives being used might be simple.

In the former case, the lady might have asked, just as the main course plates were cleared away, where the gentleman thought the relationship was going. This was after having described the details of her previous 17 relationships.

In the latter case, the gentleman might have talked about himself throughout the meal and offered mathematical details about his mental and physical prowess.

However, when these words are used in a clinical context, they have more precise definitions.

Which is why I have been moved to contemplation on hearing news of research from Israel. It declared that Facebook and its ilk can move the vulnerable (which might mean anyone) in the direction of psychosis and delusion.

Doctor Uri Nitzan of Tel Aviv University’s Sackler Faculty of Medicine and the Shalvata Mental Health Care Center decided, along with his colleagues, to look at his own patients in the context of their online relationships.

He wondered whether psychopathologies might be related to activities on Facebook and in chat rooms.

As the Daily Mail reports, the researchers discovered that the patients — who all were experiencing “loneliness or vulnerability due to the loss of or separation from a loved one” — suffered from further negative effects the more they “socialized” online.

The Mail quoted Dr. Nitzan as saying: “In each case, a connection was found between the gradual development and exacerbation of psychotic symptoms, including delusions, anxiety, confusion, and intensified use of computer communications.” (At the get-go, the patients in the study all had “relative inexperience with technology.”)

One patient even came to believe that the person she was in contact with online was constantly trying to touch her physically.

Some might argue that, by virtue of their initial loneliness, these people were more vulnerable to such delusions. However, none had apparently revealed any psychotic or delusional symptoms before beginning to Facebook away.

It seems to have been the sheer limitlessness of the Web that drove them toward psychological malaise.

As Dr. Nitzan said: “Some of the problematic features of the Internet relate to issues of geographical and spatial distortion, the absence of nonverbal cues, and the tendency to idealize the person with whom someone is communicating, becoming intimate without ever meeting face-to-face.”

It wouldn’t be hard to imagine that the minds of the apparently healthy also begin to experience something of this distortion.

…[Read More]

Sure.

It’s not something YOU experience.

But that’s just one of the tricks Mother Nature played on us humans.

You see?

We all suffer through qualia differently.

*taps chin*

“Just what is ‘qualia’?” You ask.

Oh…

I’m so glad you did!

[via ListVerse]Qualia ~by Mike Floorwalker

Facebook Qualia

Qualia are, simply, the objective experiences of another. It may seem simple to state that it’s impossible to know exactly what another person’s experience is, but the idea of qualia (that term, by the way, is plural; the singular is “quale”) goes quite a bit beyond the simplicity of that statement.

For example, what is hunger? We all know what being hungry feels like, right? But how do you know that your friend Joe’s experience of hunger is the same as yours? We can even describe it as “an empty, kind of rumbling feeling in your stomach”. Fine—but Joe’s feeling of “emptiness” could be completely different from yours as well. For that matter, consider “red”. Everyone knows what red looks like, but how would you describe it to a blind person? Even if we break it down and discuss how certain light frequencies produce a color we call “red”, we still have no way of knowing if Joe perceives the color red as the color you know to be, say, green.

Here’s where it gets very weird. A famous thought experiment on qualia concerns a woman who is raised in a black and white room, gaining all of her information about the world with black and white monitors. She studies and learns everything there is to know about the physical aspects of color and vision; wavelength frequencies, how the eyes perceive color, everything. She becomes an expert, and eventually knows literally all the factual information there is to know on these subjects.

Then, one day she is released from the room and gets to actually SEE colors for the first time. Doing so, she learns something about colors that she didn’t know before—but WHAT?

…[Read More - Read all '10 Brain-Breaking Scientific Concepts HERE!]

In other words…

“What’s mine is not definitely yours.”

Something to ponder while exploring your internet relationships…

And keep in mind.

It can, after all, only help both you and your Facebook “friends” in the long-run.

don't let them steal yours

News Mash: Company makes tiny device that will detect…Your beer drone?

Yeah, right!

This security firm claims that it has developed a tiny device that will detect domestic drones…

In order to secure your privacy:

[via USNews]Tiny Device Will Detect Domestic Drones ~

Worried about drones spying on you? Soon, a device might be able to send you text and email alerts that let you know when a drone is nearby.

[ALSO: Domestic Drone Arrest Database Being Built by Defense Lawyers Group]

A Washington, D.C.-based engineer is working on the “Drone Shield,” a small, Wi-Fi-connected device that uses a microphone to detect a drone’s “acoustic signatures” (sound frequency and spectrum) when it’s within range.

The company’s founder, John Franklin, who has been working in aerospace engineering for seven years, says he hopes to start selling the device sometime this year. He is using the Kickstarter-like Indiegogo to finance the project.

The device will cost $69 and will be about the size of a USB thumb drive. It will use Raspberry Pi – a tiny, $25 computer – and commercially available microphones to detect drones. He says he imagines that people will attach the Drone Shield to their fences or roofs to protect their home from surveillance.

“People will get the alert and then close their blinds,” Franklin says.

…[Read More]

But we know what this is about…

Don’t we?

Considering there is now such a thing…

As a–Hello!!!–Beer Drone!

HOO. RAH!

[via PopSci]Duuude, Finally: Drones That Deliver Beer ~Kelsey D. Atherton

This August, drones will drop payloads all over South Africa’s OppiKoppi music festival, and there’s a good chance no one will mind. Probably because the payload is beer.

Customers thirsty for beer will order beer with their phones, then someone will attach a parachute to a beer, load that beer into an octorotor, and the octorotor will fly overhead, release the beer, and the beer parachutes to the person who ordered it (hopefully).

For test flights, the drone is remotely piloted, but the goal is to make the process far more autonomous, with drones flying themselves to coordinates on a GPS delivery grid.

This isn’t the first attempt at delivering concessions via robot: the sadly-a-hoax Taco Copter first captured the stomachs of a hungry and tech-savvy public, before the Burrito Bomber offered a hopefully more real future of stuffed tortilla delivery. There’s still a chance for the OppiKoppi beer drone to win hearts and minds (and the ire of livers) by actually delivering on its promises.

In doing so, it offers a good idea of what commercial drones will look like in action. Come the FAA’s new rules for unmanned aircraft in 2015, we might even see beer drones stateside.

Watch of video of the glorious beer-robot future below:

…[Read More]

What this security firm really wants…

And we all know it? [*insert sever paranoia here*]

It wants to steal my your beer.

What a blasphemous travesty!

*weeps*

It’s so sad that we live in a time where your beer cannot fly our skies freely?

And not be intercepted by petty, albeit inventive, beer thieves, who yes, I know, have not enacted this devious little stealing my your beer plans just yet…

But just you wait!

What a country this is!

What is happening to our liberty, I ask you?

Because these days…

It is very much in decline.

*shakes head sadly, opens beer and chugs…while suspiciously watching the nights skies*

Spying eye?

Oh, yes people…They. Are. Everywhere!

don't let them steal yours

and we should heed it

News Mash: The internet is slap-full of the funny…Including your Facebook profile picture!

One great thing about the internet?

It preserves for prosperity…

Some of the best jewels of comedy moments:

[via Cracked]9 Brilliant Moments of Comedy Hiding on YouTube ~By

The tragedy of YouTube is that there is just so much of it that some of the most brilliant gems go unnoticed. Last year, I showed you some amazing bits of comedy genius whose greatness was not reflected in their traffic, and you all rewarded those unsung comedy heroes with much deserved attention. Fortunately for us all, I never get tired of finding these ridiculous things, and neither do our forum members. So let’s give a big-ass “fuck yeah” to some more true comedy gems, because knowing that there are people out there who find these as awesome and funny as I do is one of the things that keep my faith in humanity alive.

#9. Penguin Slap Fight

These are king penguins, also known as “the pussiest of all creatures.” And when they fight, it is the greatest thing in the entire animal kingdom, because there is virtually no effort put into it at all. They just kind of stand around halfheartedly squawking at each other until one of them gets up the energy and motivation to swing a flipper. If it makes contact, so be it. It just bounces off with a soft, barely audible *pop*, while the other penguin looks on with a disinterested “How dare you?”


Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

The video is half a minute of that. Fins flopping all around, occasionally making contact. The soft pop of fin on chest, and then with exactly as much apathy, they all just decide that someone won and walk away. And if you really think about it, the world would be a much better place if all fights were conducted in this manner.

[Read More - See All 9 HERE!]

Not less of which?

Could possibly include…

One of your dorky Facebook profile pictures.

You know it’s true!

Come, on…

Which one are YOU?

[via Gizmodo]The 14 Types of Profile Pictures ~by Leslie Horn

Your profile picture represents you. You want to convey that you’re fun, interesting, well-traveled, worldly, witty, or any number of likable, desirable qualities. But we’re also really predictable—our profile pictures can be boiled down into 14 specific categories.

Like the cover of a book or a movie trailer, your profile picture tells people what you’re about and why you’re about it. It’s a chance for you to brag, and we’ve got you pegged.

Now, it’s not to say any of these profile picture choices are wrong, although some might err on the annoying side. Look at your friend’s profiles. Look at your own profile.

You probably fit into one of these 14 camps:

1) The Hello We’re In Love

Recently engaged? Married? Blinded by the overwhelming power of love? This one is simple to spot. It’s an engagement picture, perhaps a shot of a couple with arms around each other, with the girl’s left hand securely placed in the he’s mine just check out this rock position (left hand on chest).

2) The Look at the Baby, Look at the Baby

You procreated! We know this because we see your spawn on your profile picture. And while we’re all very happy for you and your baby are adorable, we’re slightly confused and wondering if somehow you fell into a Benjamin Button situation.

3) The Throwback

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This could be any number of things—a picture of you in a high school uniform, an adorable baby pic culled from your parents’ photo albums—it’s a dip back into the past.

4) The Traveler

Look, you already spent two weeks in Maui while the rest of us slogged through the winter. Do you have to rub it in our faces by changing your avatar to a shot of you lounging in white sands not working at all?

5) The Pet

Sure, you love your pet as much as the next guy. But more, because your pet IS you. At least according to your profile picture.

6) The I Met Someone Famous Once

DUDE. WHEN DID YOU HANG OUT WITH SNOOP DOGG, I MEAN LION?! Some use this profile picture as a setting to broadcast your famous connections. Or that you once touched someone who had a cameo in the third season of the West Wing.

…[Read More - See All 14 HERE!]

Yes, they are very much comedy gold!

Which the internet will keep and store…

F O R E V E R!

So please, do the world a favor?

Take care when you post one of those things, eh?

Some of them could seriously turn the tide of our possible future Robot Overlords against us due to your overt bone-tickling lameness…

(i.e. by showing our EXTREME weaknesses with the unjustified obsession of self)

Word of warning:

Post with care.

Unless?

You have a humorous video of you doing something stupid to post on YouTube.

In that case?

Oh, please…

Post away!

and we should heed it

Witness the hand of humaity

News Mash: The fate of humanity, in the hands of humanity? Well, this won’t end well!

This actually exists…

The Future of Humanity Institute.

And yes, they are just the barrel of laughs you would think they would be from their catchy, cheery name.

*shakes head sadly*

Guess what they recently figured out?

[Hint: Not good news]

Yeah…

We’re all DOOMED!!!!!!

And by our own hand:

[via PopSci]Oxford Institute Forecasts The Possible Doom Of Humanity

Most of us are content to just worry about the future of humanity in our spare time, but there’s an entire group of academics at Oxford University in England who make that their professional mission.

Each member of the Future of Humanity Institute has his own focus. Some are concerned with climate change and its impact on humanity; others with the future of human cognition. Department head Nick Bostrom, whose paper Existential Risk Prevention As Global Priority has just been published, has a long history of being worried about our future as a species. Bostrom posits that humanity is the greatest threat to humanity’s survival.

Bostrom’s paper is concerned with a particular time-scale: Can humanity survive the next century? This rules out some of the more unlikely natural scenarios that could snuff out humans in the more distant future: supervolcanoes, asteroid impacts, gamma-ray bursts and the like. The chances of one of those happening within the very narrow timeframe involved is, according to the paper, extremely small. Further, most other natural disasters, such as a pandemic, are unlikely to kill all humans; we as a species have survived many pandemics and will likely do so in the future.

The Personal

The Personal: The first row of a full scale of misery, on a scale of “hellish.” In the full version, the Y axis is on a scale of “cosmic-ness” Together, the extremes of these two scales form the conditions in which risk to the existence of the human race resides.  Nick Bostrom, http://www.existential-risk.org/concept.html

According to Bostrom, the types of civilization-ending disasters we may unleash upon ourselves include nuclear holocausts, badly programmed superintelligent entities and, my personal favorite, “we are living in a simulation and it gets shut down.” (As an aside, how the hell do you prepare for that eventuality?) Additionally, humans face four different categories of existential risk:

Extinction: we off ourselves before we reach technological maturity
Stagnation: we stay mired in our current technological and intellectual backwater
Flawed realization: we advance technologically…in a way that isn’t sustainable
Subsequent ruination: we reach sustainable technological maturity and then eff it all up anyway

More pointedly, Bostrom’s paper is a renewal of a call-to-arms he issued a decade ago imploring people to wake up to the possibility that we will kill ourselves with technology. These days, he’s not so much concerned with the how — existential death by grey goo vs existential death by sentient robots is still existential death. He’s most concerned that there’s nobody out there really doing anything about this problem. That’s understandable, of course. Existential threats are nebulous concepts, and even the threat of nuclear winter was not enough to terrify certain governments into, you know, not building thermonuclear weapons.

…[Read More]

Not really the thing I want to hear, coming up on my long work week.

But bright side?

At least our immanent will cut short my work week.

Which?

Entirely possibly considering  the growing number of possible, man-killing projectiles we keep surrounding  with, and are in fact just NOW figuring out, “Hey, we maybe, probably, oh I don’t know, should do something about that before it starts killing many people?’ situation we have going in outer space around us.

[via France24]Space debris problem now urgent – scientists

AFP – Governments must start working urgently to remove orbital debris, which could become a catastrophic problem for satellites a few decades from now, a space science conference heard on Thursday.

Since 1978, the total of junk items whizzing around the planet has tripled, said Heiner Klinkrad, head of the European Space Agency’s Space Debris Office.

“There is a wide and strong expert consensus on the pressing need to act now to begin debris removal activities,” he said in an ESA press release at the end of a four-day conference in Darmstadt, Germany.

“Our understanding of the growing space debris problem can be compared with our understanding of the need to address Earth’s changing climate some 20 years ago,” he said.

According to a count by ESA and NASA, there are more than 23,000 items in orbit that are bigger than 10 centimetres (four inches) across, and hundreds of thousands of items between one and 10 cms (0.4 to four inches) across.

Even though these items are relatively small and there is a lot of room in orbit, any collision could be calamitous because of the high level of kinetic energy.

Debris travels on average at 25,000 kilometres (15,600 miles) per hour, so even an object of small mass has the potential to cripple a satellite or punch a hole in the International Space Station (ISS).

The junk results mainly from disused rocket stages, failed launches and abandoned or broken-down satellites, the result of 55 years of space exploration.

These large objects eventually collide, creating more debris which in turn smashes together — a dangerous cascade cycle known as the Kessler Syndrome.

…[Read More]

A problem?

Yes…

Seems like we just keep “adding-to” on a daily basis, with no freakin’ end in sight:

[via Space]Private Asteroid-Mining Project Launching Tiny Satellites in 2014 ~by Mike Wall, SPACE.com Senior Writer

A billionaire-backed asteroid-mining company aims to start putting its big plans into action soon, launching its first hardware into space by this time next year.

Planetary Resources, which counts Google execs Larry Page and Eric Schmidt among its investors, plans to loft a set of tiny “cubesats” to Earth orbit in early 2014, to test out gear for its first line of asteroid-prospecting spacecraft.

“Our belief and our philosophy is that the best testbed is space itself,” Chris Voorhees, Planetary Resources’ vice president of spacecraft development, said Wednesday (April 24) during a Google+ Hangout event. [Planetary Resources' Asteroid-Mining Plans (Images)]

…[Read More]

So…

Is the fact that the FHI (The Future of Humanity Institute) is predicting humanities doom at our OWN hand…

Really much of a ridiculous stretch?

Pffft…

What do you think?

Witness the hand of humaity

As crzay as they sound from the outset?

*scratches chin*

Gotta wonder…

Do YOU think the FHI could have a point?

It does make one nervously wonder.

Missing something

News Mash: We feel empathy for robots. And those that don’t…Are missing something important?

Riddle yourself this…

Could you feel empathy for non-sentient objects?

Science says…

You would be surprised by their answer:

[via ScienceDaily]Humans Feel Empathy for Robots: fMRI Scans Show Similar Brain Function When Robots Are Treated the Same as Humans

Apr. 23, 2013 — From the T-101 to Data from Star Trek, humans have been presented with the fictional dilemma of how we empathize with robots. Robots now infiltrate our lives, toys like Furbies or robot vacuum cleaners bring us closer, but how do we really feel about these non-sentient objects on a human level? A recent study by researchers at the University of Duisburg Essen in Germany found that humans have similar brain function when shown images of affection and violence being inflicted on robots and humans.

“Investigation on Empathy Towards Humans and Robots Using Psychophysiological Measures and fMRI,” by Astrid Rosenthal-von der Pütten and Nicole Krämer; To be presented at the 63rd Annual International Communication Association Conference, London, England 17-21 June.

…[Read More]

Cause in all honesty?

If you DON’T feel empathy for, well…

For THIS:

You probably (just taking a wild guess here) won’t?

Yeah…

Feel empathy for your fellow man and all her/his trials as well:

[via ListVerse]10 People Who Survived Your Worst Nightmares ~by Mike Floorwalker

There are certain sets of circumstances, should you ever find yourself in them, where the most reasonable course of  Michelina Lewando 2088976Baction is to reflect on what a good life it’s been and prepare to check out. We all like to hear nail-biting stories of those who beat the odds and managed to overcome certain death, but these stories are of course highly statistically unlikely—that’s why it’s called “certain death”.

As for the following people, they decided that statistics be damned, they weren’t going to be one. These average, everyday people found themselves in situations that are normally only survived by waking up from the nightmare, yet they’re still with us today… and with some pretty harrowing tales to tell.

10 Survived: Being buried alive

Michelina Lewandoska, a Polish emigrant to the U.K., described for a British court in January of 2012 the terror she felt as she lay buried in the ground, her hands and feet bound, in a taped-up cardboard box, slowly suffocating: “During my time inside my shallow grave where I was buried alive I feared that my life was at an end and I was going to die… I prayed to God to help me to survive so that I could look after my young son.” The referred to her then 3 year-old son she shared with fiancé Marcin Kasprzak—the man who had buried her.

After having grown “bored” of Michelina, Kasprzak and his younger friend Patryk Borys hatched a plan to get rid of her. Marcin attacked her with a stun gun, once to get her to the ground and once “for a long period”; he and his friend then bound her wrists and ankles and tied her up, apparently trying to figure out what to do next for several hours—before finally stuffing Michelina into a cardboard box and driving off into the wilderness, to bury her alive under four inches of earth and a 90 pound tree branch.

Incredibly, Michelina used her engagement ring to cut loose of her bonds as she was buried in the shallow grave, then claw her way out. She had difficulty walking and breathing for weeks after the attack, and doubtless still has nightmares; but on her testimony, her attackers were both sentenced to 20 years in prison.

…[Read More - See All 10 HERE!]

And if THAT is the case?

Bad news for you, dude…

You?

Very likely a total psychopath.

[via DailyMail]Is this proof evil killers are born not made? Psychopaths’ brains ‘lack basic wiring that triggers empathy Missing somethingand compassion’ ~By Kerry Mcdermott

Don’t blame Hannibal Lecter – he can’t help being a callous, murdering monster.

New research suggests psychopaths lack basic hard-wiring in the brain that enables most people to be compassionate and caring, scientists say.

They say MRI scans revealed distinct differences in the way highly-psychopathic individuals’ and ordinary people’s brains reacted when they were shown footage of people being intentionally hurt. Scientists at the University of Chicago studied 80 male prisoners aged between 18 and 50 who were assessed for psychopathic traits. Around 20 to 30 per cent of the U.S. prison population is believed to be affected by psychopathy – compared with one per cent of the general population.

Study participants underwent brain scans while being shown videos of people being intentionally hurt and others of faces reacting to pain.

Their findings, published today, may help to shed light on why criminal psychopaths like cannibal Lecter, played by Sir Anthony Hopkins, appear void of remorse or compassion. Psychopaths displayed significantly less activity in key areas of the brain including the amygdala – an almond-shaped bundle of neurons which plays an important role in processing emotions like fear, anger and pleasure.

The stunted response observed in the amygdala and in the ventromedial prefrontal cortex was consistent with previous studies of psychopathy, researchers said.

Converseley, more activity was seen in the striatum and insula regions. The high activity recorded in the insula region surprised the scientists, as the area is central to emotion.

‘A marked lack of empathy is a hallmark characteristic of individuals with psychopathy,’ said lead researcher Professor Jean Decety.

‘This is the first time that neural processes associated with empathic processing have been directly examined in individuals with psychopathy, especially in response to the perception of other people in pain or distress.’

Psychopaths are known to be responsible for a disproportionate amount of repetitive crime and violence.

…[Read More]

If you lack empathy?

Sucks to be you, right now…

Doesn’t it?

Then again, if you lack the ability to FEEL empathy, chances are…

You don’t give two flying-figs about this news.

So?

I suppose it all balances out.

Very much in an Oh-my-gawd-you-so-scary-please don’t eat-my-face kinda way.

And life?

Is nothing without it’s little balances.

This is only the beginning

News Mash: Want a great relationship? Live apart! And today…That’s a lot easier than you might think!

No expert here…

But one would think, logically?

That if one wanted to maintain a healthy, committed adult relationship…

One would have to be in the same location TOGETHER in order to do it.

Apparently not:

[via DailyMail] Want to stay in love? Then DON’T live together ~By Deborah MoggachAccording to a recent survey, 23 per cent of couples - that's 2.2 million people - in a serious relationship live apart, whether by choice or circumstance, and this number is growing rapidly

Ten of the happiest years of my life were spent not living with the man I loved. A couple of times a week, I would cycle to his Soho bedsit, carrying my trusty sponge bag.

So keen was I to preserve my independence that I didn’t even leave a toothbrush there.

We would spend the evening together and in the morning eat breakfast at a nearby cafe, chatting to his friends.

Then I would bike back to my home in Camden, North London, and start my day’s work, writing. This carried on for a decade, unchanged and blissful, until he died 19 years ago.

We loved each other to bits, but I don’t think it even crossed our minds to move in together. We certainly never talked about it.

At the start, I was newly divorced with small children, and he — the cartoonist Mel Calman — was the veteran of two marriages. We bore the scars of prolonged co-habitation and had no desire to jump into domesticity again.

It soon became clear our unconventional arrangement worked for us and we had no desire to change it.

Mel had his own life — 18 years older than me, he never wanted to leave his beloved bachelor pad and move somewhere big enough for two, let alone a house with room for a family.

And it wasn’t all one-way. I had my life, which centred on my two children and writing novels.

I loved being a parent with them and a vamp with him; apart from the fact it was fun, keeping the two parts of my life separate avoided all sorts of tensions and problems.

I don’t think our relationship would have survived if we had moved in together: he would have got annoyed at my children’s mess and the way I brought them up. I think he thought me a slapdash and indulgent parent, though he was far too wise to tell me so.

Nor might we have survived my children’s hostility towards him as the cause of my divorce from their father, though this tension eased as the years passed. Besides, he’d already had a set of stepchildren and I didn’t want to inflict all that on him a second time.

While some of our friends thought our set-up was strange, it turns out we were trendsetters.

According to a recent survey, 23 per cent of couples — that’s 2.2 million people — in a serious relationship live apart, whether by choice or circumstance, and this number is growing rapidly.

Indeed, the number of men and women ‘living apart together’ has increased by 40 per cent in the past decade. Famously, they include the actress Helena Bonham Carter and her director husband Tim Burton, who live in adjacent London homes.

Research suggests young couples live apart because they don’t want to sacrifice their independence, while those who are older have accumulated too many possessions to fit in one property.

But I think there are myriad reasons why living apart appeals to so many. There are women who have worked hard and don’t want to risk losing their savings when an ill-judged cohabitation goes wrong, and men who value their independence — and vice versa.

I know several couples who live apart and prefer it that way. This especially applies to those who have got together later in life, when each person is more likely to be set in their ways and less willing to adapt.

They’re surrounded by their own stuff with no room for anyone else’s. Some have emerged from a long marriage and are scared to commit or just reluctant to return to domesticity. Others have grandchildren nearby and don’t want to uproot themselves.

They’ve done the marriage thing; falling in love again recaptures something of their carefree youth, so why not keep it carefree?

Having two homes is also an escape valve. One couple I know, who have been together for seven years, work from home and divide their time between her flat in London and his cottage in Hastings, East Sussex. Sometimes they go together, sometimes separately.

…[Read More]

Again, no expert here…

But having a relationship, but separately, makes NO sense to me.

Correction.

MADE no sense to me.

Because thanks to the advent of THIS (below) new bit of creepy technology?

Makes a little more sense.

We are, after all, working on negotiating any type of need for any actual HUMAN interaction out of the human experience.

And with that said, introducing?

Vibrating underwear!

Yeah…

You heard that right.

Soon to be known as?

Technology-you-should-be-ashamed-of-your-mother-ever-finding-out-it-exists:

[via Gizmodo] Uh, A Condom Company Just Made Vibrating Underwear Controlled by Your iPhone ~by Kyle Wagner

So obviously this was going to happen eventually, but that doesn’t mean we’re ready for it. Durex just announced what it’s calling “Fundawear“, which ostensibly stands for “fun underwear” but which Durex believes will eventually come to mean “article of clothing that is fun like once ever and until you realize what horror you’ve wreaked in your pants and never want to talk about it again.”

This is only the beginning

The undergarments are loaded with touch technology, and are controlled by a smartphone app—an iPhone in the demo videos—that knows what gender your partner is. The app has diagrams of your partner’s crotch, which you drag your finger across to stimulate their actual crotch from wherever you are in the world. Or the bra, since that apparently vibrates too. Newjack remote controlled vibrator gag that no one does in real life because sex things from movies are almost never practical in real life.

…[Read More]

Cause…

Seriously, dude?

You know how you have to explain all the newest technology to your mom.

Just think about having to have THIS conversation,a nd explaining how these underwear work?

*shakes head MADLY*

Thinking about my mother and vibrating underwear, in the same sentence…

[ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *gag* Gak & spew!!!!!!!!!!!]

Much less having to talk to her about it?

NOT really something I am comfortable with, or want to contemplate without a readily available gas source and a torch lighter for Self-immolation purposes.

Just sain’

“So, jeez Mom…Quit askin’ me!”

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paper made better

News Mash: I bow to you science and technology innovators of today & I bow deeply!

There is no way…

Given all of the amazing scientific and technological innovations coming out everyday?

That this blog could cover each and every one.

Nevertheless?

We try:

[via DiscoverMagazine]Watch This: Bioengineered Kidney Transplanted Into Rat

When a patient’s kidney stops functioning, the existing options are limited to transplant or continual dialysis. Now scientists at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston are a little closer to having a third option: transplanting kidneys that have been “upcycled” from previously unusable tissue.

To make these functioning and transplantable organs, the researchers begin with unusable donor organs. We’ll use the rat kidney in the film below as an example. Flushing the kidney of its natural cells leaves behind a structure of proteins, which the researchers repopulated with stem cells. In an oxygen- and nutrient-rich growth medium, these kidney and blood vessel cells multiplied and the regenerated rat organ eventually started to work like a normal organ.

“The tissue became functional,” said Harald Ott, one of the team’s researchers, in the film. “These kidneys began to make rudimentary urine.”

To further prove the effectiveness of the method, the researchers transplanted the bioengineered kidney into a live rat, where it continued to do its kidney job. The research paper, published in Nature Medicine yesterday, says the potential outcomes aren’t necessarily limited to animal test subjects.

“Ultimately this is a very translational kind of research,” Ott said. “It’s very much focused on driving this all the way down to the bedside, getting this to the patient.”

…[Read More]

A fully functional biologically engineered kidney…

Could there be anything cooler?

Hmmm.

How about software that turns basic paper into a touchscreen?

[via PopSci] Crazy Software Turns Paper Into A Touchscreen  ~By Colin Lecherpaper made better

With a webcam, a projector, and special software, researchers from Fujitsu Laboratories have made an awesome (and unexpected) mix of dead-tree and digital tech: a system that turns paper into touchscreens.

Put your documents under the machine while motion trackers determine where your finger is and, with a series of gestures, users can highlight images or text, then automatically digitize what they select. The machine can pick up on either a flat sheet of paper or adjust to the curve of a real book.

…[Read More]

Yeah…

That will do it!

I bow to you science and technology innovators…

Never doubt it.

And I bow DEEPLY!

Anxiety

News Mash: Anxiety caused by Facebook and…Geese?

Wut?

You don’t say…

Facebook linked to anxiety?

Not to mention alcohol use:

[via Cnet]Study: Anxiety and alcohol use linked to Facebook ~by

In a quest to learn what leads some people to turn to Facebook to connect with others, doctoral student Russell Clayton of the Missouri School of Journalism found that anxiety and alcohol use seem to play a big role.

For his master’s thesis, which appears in the May issue of Computers in Human Behavior, Clayton surveyed more than 225 college freshman about two emotions, anxiety and loneliness, and two behaviors, alcohol and marijuana use. He found that the students who reported both higher levels of anxiety and greater alcohol use also appeared the most emotionally connected with Facebook. Those who reported higher levels of loneliness, on the other hand, said they used Facebook to connect with others but were not emotionally connected to it.

It probably isn’t terribly surprising that those who are anxious may feel more emotionally connected to a virtual social setting than a public one, which Clayton acknowledges in a school news release. “Also, when people who are emotionally connected to Facebook view pictures and statuses of their Facebook friends using alcohol, they are more motivated to engage in similar online behaviors in order to fit in socially.”

Marijuana use, on the other hand, predicted the opposite — the absence of emotional connectedness to the site. Clayton has a theory about this as well: “Marijuana use is less normative, meaning fewer people post on Facebook about using it. In turn, people who engage in marijuana use are less likely to be emotionally attached to Facebook.”

Whether Facebook is therapeutic for those feeling anxious is debatable. Last year one study found that people who use social networking sites regularly saw their behaviors change negatively, and that included having trouble disconnecting and relaxing.

…[Read More]

Huh.

People who use Facebook have trouble disconnecting and relaxing.

Funny.

THIS (below) ape has similar issues, and it doesn’t even USE Facebook.

Geese are its problem.

Geese & Facebook it seems…

Just won’t let a body get some peace.

No matter WHAT animal kingdom you live in…

Just remember?

We all have our little problems.

Anxiety

Texting

News Mash:Text overtaking talk as cellphone habits shift & because they are? You’re racist & shallow

No…

Seriously.

As far as studies go?

Usually I am all for them.

THIS (below) one however…

Makes me question myself.

[via CBSLocalCleveland]Study: People Who Text Frequently Tend To Be More Racist, Shallow

WINNIPEG (CBS Cleveland) - A new study indicates that people who engage in text messaging tend to be more racist and shallow than their less technologically savvy counterparts.

Researchers at the University of Winnipeg found that young people are specifically susceptible to the trend, according to the Edmonton Journal.

The study was conducted by observing 2,300 psychology students for three years, with observations beginning during their first years of college. Participants were asked to fill out online surveys during the course of the several-year study.

…[Read More]

Cause yes…

I am one of those people who if you call me on my cell, I will ignore the call, then almost immediately text you back, “Did you need something?”

Yeah, one of THOSE people.

Look, the only thing I can say in my defense is that in my real-life job? I have to answer the phone and talk to people 12 hours a day, I don’t have a choice. So, when I am off work, and I DO have a choice? Nope, not answering the phone.

“You want me? You text me.” It’s what I always say.

And apparently?

I am not the only one.

[via SFGate]Text Overtaking Talk as Cell Phone Habits Shift

Americans are finding out what Carriers have known for years, consumers are using their Verizon, Sprint, AT&T and T-Mobile cell phones less and less for talking, but they’re not saying any less. A new study by the Pew Research Center found that people are using their cell phones for a lot more than making calls. The study found that 82 percent of cell phone users take pictures with their phone, 80 percent use it to send and receive text messages, 56 percent use it to access the Internet, and 50 percent use it for email correspondence.

Texting

The Pew study found that nearly all cell phone users ages 18-29 use cell phones for texting. Almost all other age demographics send text messages from their cell phones, except those 65 years old and over, who do not utilize texting as frequently. Furthermore, the amount of text messages that are sent every year is rapidly increasingly. The CTIA wireless industry association reports that the number of voice minutes used are falling. When people do use their cell phones for actual phone calls, the average amount of time they spend talking is also decreasing. Many Americans prefer communicating through the Internet or through text messages because it can be done at one’s convenience. Even though it may take longer to send a text message, people prefer this method because in general, it is less disruptive.

…[Read More]

But now thanks to the study in the first article in this post?

Yes, questioning myself big time.

Just because I prefer text, does that make me racist and shallow?

Or…

Does it just make me anti-social at times, and lazy.

Sorry Researchers at the University of Winnipeg…

Not buying your study at all.

It was cute and interesting and all, but I don’t think you can make the claims you are trying to make by observing 2,300 hundred college students (i.e. the very definition of racist and shallow, though, aren’t they?)…

Might need to broaden your pool just a little bit, if you wish to be truly accurate.

Just a suggestion.

Perfectly harmless

News Mash: The U.S. military, computers that can teach themselves & this robot snake? Not a good combo.

The U.S. Military wants robots to be able to TEACH themselves.

That, in and of itself?

Pretty darn scary:

[via io9] The Pentagon Wants a Computer That Can Teach Itself ~by George Dvorsky

In an effort to pick up the pace of research and development in AI, the U.S. military’s advanced concepts research wing is launching an initiative to design automated tools that will make it easier to not just program computers, but to help computers teach themselves.

DARPA is not happy with the way machine learning is being done today — the practice of getting computers to act without having to be explicitly programmed. Which is not to say that machine learning hasn’t yielded tremendous benefits, which it most certainly has. Over the past decade, these systems have assisted in the development of self-driving cars, practical speech recognition, more powerful web searches, and email spam filters.

Moreover, machine learning has allowed developers to make machines more human-like in terms of their decision-making capacities, despite relying on techniques that use algorithms instead of neurological processes.

But the problem, says DARPA, is that each new application requires a “Herculean” effort to develop, even when performed by teams of specially-trained machine learning experts. A fundamental limitation is the lack of tools to build these systems.

Looking to overcome these problems, DARPA announced a new program to fund research in probabilistic programming languages.

These systems can comb through hideously large amounts of uncertain information and select the most useful parts of it. And unlike a traditional program, it can move backwards and forwards through the data, make inferences, reason under uncertainty, and efficiently home in on the best explanations. It can go through these processes in an iterative manner, repeating the exercise in a more efficient and superior way each time. Essentially, a probabilistic program learns and evolves.

…[Read More]

However add in?

A snake robot which has been taught a…

Wha?!

A “strangle” trick?

[via The Blaze]Snake Robot Taught ‘Terrifying’ Strangle Trick ~by Liz Klimas

Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University have been working on a robotic snake that could be used for rescue or scouting purposes and other similar applications, but it has demonstrated a new feature that has some slightly concerned.

Perfectly harmless

A video released by the university earlier this week shows how the robot will snap on and cling to whatever it touches when thrown. As GeekOSystem melodramatically put it, this “terrifying” demonstration shows how it “automatically [constricts] around whatever it comes in contact with — a tree branch, say, or your neck [...].”

…[Read More - Click HERE for video!]

Oh…

And it gives a new batch of bat-crap fodder for my nightmares.

Thank you, U.S. Military…

No really, I mean that.

quantum foam

News Mash: Problem with quantum communications networks? Utilize quantum foam!

Developing a space-based quantum communications network…

Will one day provide a faster than light (literally) communications system.

Question is:

Is it really possibly for quantum communication signals to reach long distances without being lost or scattered in the vast emptiness of all of the space in between?

[via InsideScience.org]Scientists are pushing to create a space-based quantum communications network that could enable impossible-to-monitor transmissions.

In doing so, they might make it possible for someone named Scotty to really teleport some information into space.

It would be enough “to spook” Albert Einstein, said Thomas Jennewein of the University of Waterloo in Ontario, one of the top researchers in the field.

The encryption research could have immediate practical implications. The process would make use of entangled photons, what Einstein–who resisted the consequences of quantum theory until his death –called “spooky action at a distance.”

“If we can use correlations between entangled photons to establish a quantum key, it could be used for secure communications,” said Jennewein.

Einstein and two colleagues theorized in 1935 that if you had two quantum systems that interacted, such as two atoms in a molecule, and then separated them, they would remain entangled, meaning their properties would be inextricably linked. Measuring one atom would instantly produce a change in the other no matter how far apart they were.

Einstein believed that there was a universal speed limit: nothing could travel faster than light so he thought such communication—”spooky action”—would be impossible.

But in 1972, a group of U.S. scientists showed that is exactly what happens, at least over the short distances of their laboratory experiment.

Decades before, another physics giant, Werner Heisenberg, proposed in his famous uncertainty principle that merely  observing a particle or otherwise disturbing it changes its properties, and–according to quantum theory–so instantly would that of its entangled twin.

Common encryption involves using keys, series of numbers, and letters that code and decode messages. The sender has one key that encrypts the message; the person receiving the message has another which decodes it.

Scientists can envision sending beams of quantum signals from one place to another to produce encryption keys, but there is a problem.

Quantum communications signals have not been able to travel very far on Earth. The current record is 89 miles set in the Canary Islands by Jennewein and a team, then of the University of Vienna. The problem is transmission loss or scattering in the atmosphere.

Even using fiber-optic cables is not the answer, according to Joshua Bienfang, at the National Institute of Standards and Technology, another expert in the field. The chances of a single photon traveling safely more than around 250 miles in a fiber-optic cable is slim, he said.

That’s why Jennewein and other researchers are looking to space, where the beams would not scatter in the vacuum. His lab, among others, now has produced a design for such satellites that would test that out.

…[Read More]

That question is, of course…

One based on the premise that there exists EMPTY space.

Because if you ask one physicist?

Oddly enough…

He’s gonna tell you how:

[via io9] There is no such thing as emptiness. There is only quantum foam. ~by Esther Inglis-Arkellquantum foam

According to some scientists, there is no such thing as empty space. What we have instead is called “quantum foam.” We can’t see it, but we just might be able to sense it.

The guy who came up with the term “quantum foam” is John Wheeler. In the “shut up and calculate” era of post-World War II era, he pushed both students and the world at large to keep thinking about Einstein’s theory of relativity and its consequences – so you know he was cool. He also had the middle name of Archibald – so you know he knew a thing or two about cool names. And so it’s natural that he used term “quantum foam” to describe one of the more perplexing ideas of physics.

The idea comes from the attempts to merge relativistic gravity with quantum mechanics. Gravity, Einstein proved, was a bending of the fabric of spacetime. It also behaves like a field. Place a point far away from the Earth, and it still will be part of the Earth’s gravitational field, but it will be out where the tug of gravity is weak. Place it close to the Earth, and the tug is stronger, and it will fall. Other planets warp spacetime and create their own gravitational tugs. So space isn’t gravity-free, but a vast array of different gravitational tugs through which particles move. Pretty much everywhere that anything is placed, there is a gravitational field that it moves through.

Quantum mechanics doesn’t work quite the same way. It is looked at as more point particles and waves, without fields. Quantum field theory attempts to look at space as another field that point particles move through. This is significant because it allows space to also be a field that point particles spring from. Although the idea of particles suddenly appearing seems nonsensical, it is not an unheard-of idea. And it’s backed up by experimental evidence.

Scientists have observed quantum tunneling. This happens when a particle goes through a barrier that it should not have the energy to penetrate. It would be something like slowly rolling a soccer ball at a thick wall and watching it suddenly pop out the other side. Particles that do it must be getting a vast quantity of energy from nowhere. Physicists believe that, over short period of time, particles can suddenly “borrow” energy and tunnel out. The shorter the period of time, the more energy they can borrow. On a quantum scale, this isn’t so weird. Due to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, the closer an object’s position is fixed, the more its momentum can fluctuate into unknown territory. If the particle’s position is definitely close to the wall, it might have the energy to tunnel through. And if the particle is going with a certain momentum, and you’re certain of that, its position might not be what you think.

We know that particles do make use of quantum tunneling, which means, from a conventional point of view, that over short periods of time they must “borrow” energy from the universe. And Einstein proved that energy and mass are equivalent. If the universe can borrow energy, why not mass?

…[Read More]

So what am I saying?

Simply this:

If the true issue of a quantum-based communications network, revolves solely around the problem of quantum communication signals fail to successfully expand across long, vast empty distances?

Then shouldn’t the fact that EMPTY distance, heck empty ANYTHING, does not exist, and “empty space” is in fact filled with a quantum foam, resolve that problem? And if it does, then the true problem emerges, revealing itself, that being at how physicists need to figure out how to use quantum foam to our advantage, when it comes to creating a quantum-based communications network.

A problem which? Obviously, I don’t have an answer to.

But hey, I already solved ONE problem (see above)…

What more do you want from me?

oprah named forbes most influential celebrity 2013(1)

Jeez.

a solar storm a brewin

News Mash: NASA warns ‘something unexpected is happening to the Sun’, maybe ALMA needs to check it out!

When it comes to space exploration?

Having a careful “eye on the sky”…

And all that is going on around us, in that all encompassing region which surrounds us, known as space?

THIS (below) can definitely be see as fortuitous

[via io9] The Earth’s most powerful telescope goes online next week ~by Annalee Newitz

We are about to see what happens when stars come to life. On March 13, the Atacama Large Millimeter/Sub Millimeter Array (ALMA) goes online. It’s the most powerful such telescope ever built, and is part of a class of “very large telescopes” that combine the power of several massive antennae to gather information about distant regions in the universe. ALMA is in northern Chile’s high desert, 16,500 feet above sea level. And it will show us things about the universe we’ve never seen before.

EarthSky’s Emily Howard has the story:

According to the scientists, one nation alone couldn’t build ALMA. Working with the host country Chile, some of the largest observatories in the world joined together for ALMA. These include the National Radio Astronomy Observatory in North America, the European Southern Observatory, and observatories in Japan, Brazil and throughout Latin America.

Sixty-six large radio dishes connect together to form ALMA. These dishes are located 30 minutes by car from the town of San Pedro de Atacama in Chile – at the top of the world – at an altitude of 16,500 feet, or 5,000 meters.

At that height and in the desert, there is little water vapor in the air. Those conditions are perfect for ALMA because water in the air blocks starlight in the portion of the “electromagnetic spectrum” that scientists want to study.

ALMA will observe starlight at wavelengths invisible to your eye – the long infrared wavelengths of starlight. Space observatories, like the Hubble Space Telescope, orbit high above the blanket of Earth’s atmosphere to see the universe at these wavelengths. Astronomers hope that ALMA will be even better than space telescopes at exploring the infrared universe – because they can build it much larger on land than they can in space today.

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Especially considering?

Our “big heater in the sky”…

Looks to be acting all hinkey:

[via Dailymail] The calm before the solar storm? NASA warns ‘something unexpected is happening to the Sun’ ~ By Mark a solar storm a brewinPrig

‘Something unexpected’ is happening on the Sun, Nasa has warned.

This year was supposed to be the year of ‘solar maximum,’ the peak of the 11-year sunspot cycle.

But as this image reveals, solar activity is relatively low.

‘Sunspot numbers are well below their values from 2011, and strong solar flares have been infrequent,’ the space agency says.

The image above shows the Earth-facing surface of the Sun on February 28, 2013, as observed by the Helioseismic and Magnetic Imager (HMI) on NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory.

It observed just a few small sunspots on an otherwise clean face, which is usually riddled with many spots during peak solar activity.

Experts have been baffled by the apparent lack of activity – with many wondering if NASA simply got it wrong.

However, Solar physicist Dean Pesnell of NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center believes he has a different explanation.

‘This is solar maximum,’ he says.

‘But it looks different from what we expected because it is double-peaked.’

‘The last two solar maxima, around 1989 and 2001, had not one but two peaks.’

Solar activity went up, dipped, then rose again, performing a mini-cycle that lasted about two years, he said.

The same thing could be happening now, as sunspot counts jumped in 2011 and dipped in 2012, he believes.

Pesnell expects them to rebound in 2013: ‘I am comfortable in saying that another peak will happen in 2013 and possibly last into 2014.’

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And I don’t know about you?

But when things start acting as they are NOT suppose to…

I begin to get a bit nervous, thinking what “surprises” may or may not befall me.

Cause, um…

Yeah.

I tend to not handle surprises very well at all.

Ugh.

So ALMA?

Might definitely be fortuitous to keep a close eye on our sun.

You know…

Just in case: