Endangered due to technology

News Mash: U.S. broadcast networks are in trouble & this genius netflix flowchart could be why!

Not much of a surprise here…

Network TV ratings?

Are in a little bit of trouble.

And this trouble?

Definitely reflected via the lackluster “upfront” ad revenue selling season.

Yikes!

(Reuters) – U.S. broadcast networks head into their biggest ad-selling season this week, competing with streaming services like Netflix, battling online players for ad dollars, and fending off hits starring zombies and duck hunters on cable.

The increased competition will force ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC to settle for their lowest average rate hikes in three years during the “upfront” selling season, Wall Street analysts say.

During the upfronts, networks preview shows for their fall schedules, trying to persuade advertisers to buy billions of dollars worth of commercial time in advance.

The broadcasters still command premium ad prices because they reach an audience that is far bigger than the viewership of any single cable channel. Upfront rates likely will rise by 6 percent on average, as the broadcasters book about $9 billion worth of ad inventory during the upfronts, Barclays Capital estimates.

While 6 percent is well ahead of the 1.3 percent annual inflation rate, it is lower than the rich gains networks enjoyed in recent years. Upfront ad rates increased by 7.5 percent last year, and by 11.1 percent the previous year.

“For the networks, they probably feel very challenged that they have more competitors and are facing lower ratings,” said Mark Fratrik, chief economist at media research firm BIA/Kelsey.

“Advertisers have many more places to go to, so broadcasters are probably a little reticent of trying to push stronger (rates), even with this stronger economy,” Fratrik added.

Viewers’ biggest distraction is cable TV, which is churning out more hits that lure eyeballs from the Big Four. AMC’s zombie thriller “The Walking Dead” and the A&E reality show “Duck Dynasty” haul in broadcast-sized audiences. “Walking Dead” averaged 10.7 million viewers this season, more than all but the top 12 shows on broadcast TV.

Online video players such as Hulu and Google Inc’s YouTube are jockeying for ad dollars, and viewing hours are growing on Netflix, the streaming service that is making a big push into original programming with shows like political thriller “House of Cards.”

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Most of this trouble?

Due to the tremendous competition the Networks are receiving from other avenues…

When it comes to our TV viewing habits:

[via Gizmodo]This Genius Netflix Flowchart Will Tell You Exactly What to Watch ~by Lily Hay Newman

The going gets tough on Netflix sometimes. Between the eight people sharing your account it’s just not clear who has been marathoning Grey’s Anatomy, and the recommendations are all over the place. How are you supposed to find something to watch? With this brilliant flowchart, of course.

The “mad geniuses” at Silver Oak Casino want to help you figure it out for some reason. Maybe this flowchart will subtly entice you to gamble? Unclear. But it’s fabulously comprehensive regardless of motives. The flowchart shouts out such gems as Miller’s Crossing and Fawlty Towers, but will also guide you to more mainstream options if that is your destiny. Take the help where you can get it.

…[Read More]

The way we entertain?

Changing with the times.

And if Network TV does not keep up?

Yes…

Much like the newspaper?

IT will be the one left far behind.

Endangered due to technology

I am fed

Poetic Celebrity Parody: “I am FED!” Edition!

Ow, my head
I see redBecause of Kim, I bled
And now of this whole charade?
Oh…
I am FED!

I am fed [Source]

As in fed all the ‘F’ up of all this paparazzi/Kardashian crap!

Ugh.

Get me the hell outta here!!!!

[via TheSuperficial]If you haven’t seen the feel good viral video of the weekend yet, here’s Kanye West banging his head off a street sign while trying to walk into a restaurant like a badass while Kim Kardashian waddles in front of him carrying the child he can’t wait to be nothing but a paycheck to. Even better is when Kanye comes back out and decides to throw a goddamn hissy fit because clearly it’s the paparazzi’s fault for making him believe depth perception is for punk bitches. Then again, they probably put that bright red sign there as trap. It’s practically a ninja.[Read More - Click HERE To See The Video!]

trump 2

Poetic Celebrity Parody – Trump that, Edition!

Urban Dictionary: trump

1. trump Northern to midlands slang for a fart.
Jon Stewart has a lot of fans — but Donald Trump is not one of them. After a bit of back-and-forth between the two, beginning with a tweet from the real estate tycoon and culminating in a joke at his expense during theDaily Show on Wednesday, May 1, Trump again took to Twitter to voice his less-than-favorable opinions of the comedian. 
“If Jon Stewart is so above it all & legit, why did he change his name from Jonathan Leibowitz? He should be proud of his heritage!” the Celebrity Apprentice boss wrote on Friday, May 3.

 

 

What’s your name
You phony Steward
Hiding behind the false names
Me
On other hand
I am proud of mine
It trumps over any other
I am an old fart

trump 2

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Druggie loser

Poetic Celebrity Parody – I like the drugs, more than my baby’s hugs!

I do not know why I like the drugs
But I like it more than my baby’s hugs
I do not care if I’m of drugs
I will sip it from jugs
And carelessly shrug
Until I am stoned like a squashed slug
A dead bug
On a rug
So Denise, you can keep…

My baby’s hugs!

Druggie loser

[Source]

[via DailyMail]Brooke Mueller ‘refusing’ to go to rehab for drug addiction after Denise Richards is awarded temporary custody of her twins ~By Alison Moodie

Brooke Mueller is refusing to seek professional help for her drug addiction despite losing custody of her young sons with Charlie Sheen on Thursday night out of fear that her drug use is jeopardising their safety.

Sheen’s other ex-wife Denise Richards is to take on the care of twins Bob and Max, four, after social workers from the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services removed them from the home of their mother Brooke because of allegations her drug use is putting them in harm’s way.

But the 35-year-old is said to be in denial about the severity of her drug addiction, a source told RadarOnline.

…[Read More]

Your visage is in the midst of some slippage

Poetic Celebrity Parody – Your visage is in the midst of some slippage!

Not as easy as it used to be
The way that the music comes to me
I will be rockin’ till my grave
For if its my music that you crave
Stand strong and be brave
My age might be a little scary
But there is no need for you to be wary
I will be rocking for years to come
My soul defies the young
It’s only my terrifying visage…

Which shows any noticeable slippage!

Your visage is in the midst of some slippage[Source]

I can do modeling

News Mash: Tim Tebow is out of a job. Hmm, maybe he should try modeling lingerie for men!

Aww…

Poor Tim Tebow!

Did you hear?

Apparently the unlucky Heisman Trophy winner from 2011…

Has been released from the Jets training camp!

Wha?!

Oh, no!!!!!!

[via NYPost]Jets release Tim Tebow ~By BRIAN COSTELLO

Tebow Time is up.

The Jets released popular backup quarterback Tim Tebow on Monday morning, The Post has learned. The move comes three days after they drafted Geno Smith in the second round to compete with Mark Sanchez, David Garrard and Greg McElroy for the starting quarterback spot.

It ends Tebow’s 13 months with the Jets that were more memorable for all of the headlines than anything that actually happened on the field. The Jets acquired him from the Broncos in March 2012 for a fourth-round draft pick (the two teams also swapped later draft picks).

The Jets confirmed the news with a press release that included a quote from coach Rex Ryan.

“We have a great deal of respect for Tim Tebow,” Ryan said in the statement. “Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped. Tim is an extremely hard worker, evident by the shape he came back in this offseason. We wish him the best moving forward.”

Tebow reported to the Jets training center in Florham Park to work out this morning, according to a source. Before he made it to the weight room, he was summoned to general manager John Idzik’s office where he was informed of his release by Idzik and Ryan.

…[Read More]

Poor boy needs another job!

But as much as I love the guy, (all for purely athletic appreciative purposes, of course)…

The chances of him getting picked up as a free agent?

Slim to none.

No worries though, Tim!

Anguished Repose has found just the job for you:

[via Metro]Lingerie firm launches women’s underwear for menMen's lingerie, underwear

HommeMystere are hoping their new range of lingerie for males, which includes thongs and padded bras, will change the landscape of men’s underwear.

The Australian firm said their under garments include ‘comfortable men’s panties that really do fit, bra straps that don’t fall off the shoulder, teddies that don’t ride up halfway through the night and quality soft fabrics that feel great for all day wear’.

The label already has a UK seller so men this side of the world can look forward to more ‘enjoyable’ pants.

And the company are keen to stress the garments are not just for gay men.

They added: ‘We provide our lingerie for guys.

‘We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion.

‘We just design and manufacture attractive luxury underwear for men.’

…[Read More]

Oh, come on….

What?

Tim Tebow is a good looking man.

Can’t you see him in a cute little pink nightie?

No?

Hmmm.

Just me then.

I can do modeling

Anguished Repose Geek card

News Mash: Supervillian speed dating and Sexy Evil Genius…Oh my!

Evil geniuses?

Yes…

They need love too!

Who didn’t know this?

[via Gizmodo] Watching Supervillains Try to Find Dates Through Speed Dating Is Hilarious ~by Casey Chan

Supervillains are so consumed with being evil and doing bad things against humanity and/or superheroes that they don’t really have time to go dating. Sad, right? What should they do? Why go speed dating! World of Heroes imagined how supervillains like Darth Vader, Joker, Bane, Cobra Commander, Doctor Octopus and others would do on a speed dating run. I think I’d let Cobra Commander or Bane holler. Doctor Octopus is too creepy. [World of Heroes via The Awesomer]

…[Read More]

And in case that sweet little vid…

Failed to fill your evil-genius-needs-love-too?

Yes…

You are going to HAVE to check out this straight to video who’s-who in the geekdom lovefest:

[via io9] Starbuck goes femme fatale in Sexy Evil Genius ~by Jason Shankel

In Shawn Piller and Scott Lew’s dark comedy thriller Sexy Evil Genius, Katee Sackhoff plays Nikki Franklyn, the eponymous comely genius of dubious morality. And the former Battlestar Galactica star is joined in this oddball, straight-to-DVD flick by an incredible who’s-who of geek pop culture.

The action begins when Nikki invites her three unsuspecting ex lovers Zachary (Seth Green), Miranda (Michelle Trachtenberg) and Marvin (Harold Perrineau) to a bar to meet her fiance, attorney and professional Jack Donaghy impersonator Bert (William Baldwin.)

Nikki has recently been acquitted on charges of murdering her ex boyfriend Mark (Anthony Michael Hall) having plead not guilty on the grounds of homicidal mania. Sounds legit, right? Her fiance, who happens to also be her lawyer, is understandably concerned that her relationship pattern might be just a few degrees south of the Tropic of Sanity and so Nikki has gathered her (all currently breathing and intact) exes to vouch for her mental stability. But of course, the real reason she called everyone together is…well, that would be telling.

…[Read More]

‘B’ movie?

Sure it.

But who doesn’t enjoy a good ‘B’ movie now and again…

You can admit it – They’re fun!

I know I, for one?

Will be checking it out.

Then again I have my geek card…

Do you have yours?

Anguished Repose Geek card

NOTE do not blame evolved animals for my demise

News Mash: Need an accurate, juicy evolutionary mystery, M. Night Shyamalan? Try THIS one!

Despite the fact…

That M. Night Shyamalan obviously has NO idea how evolution works?

It still looks like a pretty interesting movie:

[via io9] New After Earth trailer shows M. Night has no idea how evolution works ~by Rob Bricken

I wouldn’t say I was at all optimistic that M. Night Shyamalan would ever make a decent movie again after the Airbender debacle, but I did assume he knew the theory of evolution. I guess not, though.

Seriously, watch this new After Earth TV spot. So… every animal on Earth has evolved specifically to kill humans over the course of a mere 1,000 years… the 1,000 years that no human beings were actually on the planet? Right. Got it. And you say Earth Day didn’t save the planet? Someone grab me a monocole, so it can fly off my face in total shock!

…[Read More]

However…

Next time, dude?

Might wanna try a little research first.

My suggestion?

Start here, with one of histories own evolutionary mystery!

[via ScienceNBCNews]Ancient Europeans mysteriously vanished 4,500 years ago By Tia Ghose; LiveScienceNOTE do not blame evolved animals for my demise

The genetic lineage of Europe mysteriously transformed about 4,500 years ago, new research suggests.

The findings, detailed Tuesday in the journal Nature Communications, were drawn from several skeletons unearthed in central Europe that were up to 7,500 years old.

“What is intriguing is that the genetic markers of this first pan-European culture, which was clearly very successful, were then suddenly replaced around 4,500 years ago, and we don’t know why,” study co-author Alan Cooper of the University of Adelaide Australian Center for Ancient DNA said in a statement. “Something major happened, and the hunt is now on to find out what that was.”

The new study also confirms that people sweeping out from Turkey colonized Europe, likely as a part of the agricultural revolution, reaching Germany about 7,500 years ago.

For decades, researchers have wondered whether people, or just ideas, spread from the Middle East during the agricultural revolution that occurred after the Mesolithic period.

To find out, Cooper and his colleagues analyzed mitochondrial DNA, which resides in the cells’ energy-making structures and is passed on through the maternal line, from 37 skeletal remains from Germany and two from Italy; the skeletons belonged to humans who lived in several different cultures that flourished between 7,500 and 2,500 years ago. The team looked at DNA specifically from a certain genetic group, called haplogroup h, which is found widely throughout Europe but is less common in East and Central Asia.

The researchers found that the earliest farmers in Germany were closely related to Near Eastern and Anatolian people, suggesting that the agricultural revolution did indeed bring migrations of people into Europe who replaced early hunter-gatherers.

But that initial influx isn’t a major part of Europe’s genetic heritage today.

Instead, about 5,000 to 4,000 years ago, the genetic profile changes radically, suggesting that some mysterious event led to a huge turnover in the population that made up Europe.

…[Read More]

Working from actual historical knowledge?

Never a bad thing.

Especially if you want you movie to be believable.

*wink*

Just a suggestion.

Pink Um no

News Mash: Make Sure To Check Out Today’s PINK Lunar Eclipse!

Not normally a posting day for me…

Just thought THIS (below) amazing bit of astronomy news demanded it.

Cause tonight (depending on where you are)?

The night’s sky will showcase the moon doing her eclipse thing.

Always a treat!

[via Space]‘Pink’ Full Moon Brings Lunar Eclipse ThursdayPink Um no

This month’s full moon, which falls on Thursday (April 25), always reminds me of one of the first times I viewed the April full moon

When I was very young boy living in New York, there was a popular television weathercaster by the name of Carol Reed. While not a meteorologist, she had an upbeat personality and always finished her reports with what became her personal catch phrase: “And have a happy!”

One evening, Carol commented that it would be clear for everyone to get a good view of that night’s “pink” full moon. When it got dark, my mother accompanied me outside expecting to see a salmon-colored moon, but all we saw was a full moon that looked the way it always did: yellowish-white with not a hint of pink.

While I don’t recall the year of this episode, I can state most definitely that it took place in the month of April, since many years later I learned that traditionally the full moon of April is called the “pink moon,” a reference made to the grass pink or wild ground phlox which is one of the earliest widespread flowers of the spring season.

Beginning at 2:04 p.m. EDT (1804 GMT), the moon begins to meet the Earth’s shadow; a little over two hours later it arrives under the middle of that shadow. By then the moon will have just risen and will be visible low to the east-southeast horizon as seen from Ireland, and will be setting over south-central Japan in the morning hours of Friday, April 26.

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And because it is?

Just thought the ol’ girl needed a bit of my attention.

So?

Just know I adore you, Mother Nature…

You, with all of your fascinating wonders you see fit to behoove me.

Cheap

Poetic Celebrity Parody – For one full day, Edition!

When you’re an Oscar winner and you’re making millions of dollars for every movie, the idea of living on only $1.50 a day probably seems impossible. But that’s not stopping Ben Affleck, who has signed up to take the Live Below the Line challenge next week.
That’s right, for at least one full day, the big star will keep his food and drink costs below what many pay for just a 12-ounce can of soda. And it’s all for a very good cause — he’ll be raising awareness and funds relating to extreme poverty for The Global Poverty Project.
We’re expecting to see the 40-year-old, as well as his counterparts, tweeting their experiences, as well as what they’re eating and drinking, throughout next week on their personal accounts, as well as @LBLUS.

For one full day
Ben has to give his privilege away
For one full day
He has to play
A poverty stricken man
Poor Ben
Will have to eat his ramen noodles
Without champagne
Lets pray that
This will never ever happened again
For Ben!

Cheap

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Boston Strong

News Mash: An “ideal to strive towards…to accomplish wonders”? Sorry, Super, already there!

The new ‘Man of Steel’ movie trailer is out…

Have you seen it?

Very moving!

Superman is back…

And apparently?

Bent on giving man a goal to strive towards.

Not sure that we need a superhero to do that however.

Because mankind today?

Never ceases to amaze me.

[via The Blaze]See the Incredibly-Moving Moment an Entire Hockey Stadium Sang the National Anthem in Honor of Boston Terror Victims ~Billy Hallowell

With just days passing since the nation was gripped by the horrific terror attack at the Boston Marathon, residents are attempting to return to some semblance of normalcy. On the sports front, the Boston Bruins hosted the Buffalo Sabres for a hockey game at TD Garden tonight — an event that also offered up an extremely moving rendition of the national anthem.

Honoring the first responders who saved countless lives during Monday’s terror, the Huffington Post reports that the Boston Fire Department Honor Guard was on-hand. As is traditionally the case, before the game, a sole performer sang the beginning of the anthem. Rene Rancourt, a fixture at Bruins games, started the song and, before long, the entire stadium joined in.

Rather than a few sparse participants yelling words from the stands, the entire room boomed with the voices of men, women and children singing the familiar lyrics in unison. Rancourt lowered his mic so that the audience could be heard. As HuffPo notes, it was “an emotional moment for a city still reeling from recent tragedy.”

Here’s video of the touching National Anthem performance — a moving tribute to those who were lost and impacted by Monday’s violence:

…[Read More]

And they surprise me?

In the most fantastic…

Amazing ways.

Moved to tears right now.

Because my heart, as well as the world’s…

Is with you Boston!

Boston Strong

I could outrun this guy

News Mash: Can you outrun a T-Rex, is that a silly question? Not if you consider Jurassic Park 3D it’s not!

Just recently…

One of my absolutely FAVORITE science web sites posted, what at first I thought to be a silly question:

Could you outrun a T-Rex?

I mean, really…

How ridiculous!?

*nope*

[via io9] Could you outrun a Tyrannosaurus rex? ~by Robert T. Gonzalez

Even if we can’t observe how fast dinosaurs ran in real life (at least for now), there’s nothing that says we can’t do our damnedest to figure it out experimentally. After all, if dinosaurs do make their big comeback, questions like “how fast do they run?” and “wait a minute…how fast can I run?” are precisely what you’ll want answered.

That’s why researchers William Sellers and Phillip Manning—paleontologists from the University of Manchester—used a computer program called GaitSym to model the top speed of five different dinosaurs: Compsognathus, Velociraptor, Dilophosaurus, Allosaurus and T. rex. (All of which, it bears mentioning, were bipedal and carnivorous.)

The pair used data from known fossil models to reconstruct the dinosaurs’ locomotive anatomies and musculoskeletal features. These models were then pushed to their limits in the GaitSym program, which ran each dinosaur’s model through different combinations of “muscle activation patterns.” Those patterns that caused the models to falter were abandoned, while simulations where the dinosaur ran at least 15 meters were investigated more thoroughly. The researchers then proceeded to compare each dinosaur’s best running speed with that of a modern-day, non-extinct equivalent.

Finally, Sellers and Manning simulated the running speeds of humans, emu and ostrich as points of anatomical and top-speed reference. Here are the figures they came up with, as reported in Proceedings of the Royal Society B (chart via).

The upshot? The smaller the dinosaur, the faster it runs (at least for these bipedal beasties). The good news is that according to Sellers and Manning’s models, the monstrous T. rex would actually be the easiest of the simulated dinosaurs to outpace in a sprint for your life. The bad news? Considering the average T. rex clocked in at about .44 kilometers per hour faster than the average human, there’s still a pretty good chance you’re humped. (Even with a head start, Usain Bolt—who holds the world record for top speed by a human at 36 km/h—would eventually be overtaken by a Dilophosaurus).

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Or is it…

Considering?

After 20 years, Jurassic Park is back folks!

And in 3D.

Grab your flares and head for the hills!

Or?

Watch this amazing video about the makings of some of the best movie monsters of our time.

Enjoy!

[via Gizmodo]How Engineers Built a Full-Size Animatronic T-Rex for Jurassic Park ~ by Eric Limer

Jurassic Park was awesome. Jurassic Park in 3D is awesome layered on awesome. And the tech behind the scenes? You can probably see where this is going.

I could outrun this guy

Stan Winston Studios has been dishing out a whole ton of amazing, behind the scenes facts about the classic’s special effects recently, from the spitting dilophosaurus to the six-puppeteer brachiosaur. Now they’ve reached the big’un: that giant, running T-Rex.

…[Read More]

Watch PART 2: http://bit.ly/12vE4gh
Watch PART 3: http://bit.ly/14Ne7wB

Super

News Mash: Scientists, if you can see into my dreams? Please just ignore Henry Cavill. Thanks!

Don’t know about you, but me?

Not a fan of THIS (below) at all.

Sorry about this Science…

But you know what?

Somethings…

Just better left private.

[via PopSci]Scientists Can Pluck Images Out Of Your Dreams

With just an fMRI, an algorithm, and the internet, researchers from Kyoto, Japan predicted with 60 percent accuracy what a person was dreaming about, Smithsonian magazine reports. The idea, like the process, isn’t all that complicated: Our brains react measurably differently to different stimuli: looking at a book or a building doesn’t cause the same reaction. So the Kyoto team had three people sleep in an fMRI for three-hour stints over 10 days, and hooked them up to an EEG, which used electrical signals from the body to track which stage of sleep the were in were in.

Early on, just a few minutes after falling asleep, dreams started coming in bursts. The scientists woke the subjects up soon after and asked them what they saw. (For each participant, they actually did that 200 times, presumably turning them into the Grumpiest People In The Universe.) The researchers wrote down the 20 most common things the subjects saw: people, buildings, etc. They then found images on the internet that matched those common things, showed them to the subjects while they were awake but still in the fMRI, and took a reading. That information was fed into a learning algorithm. When the subjects slept again, the algorithm spit back this ’80s music video-like representation of what the sleepers saw.

…[Read More]

Especially considering…

A large portion of my dreams of late?

Have been very superhero-centric (see regarding whom, below).

[via Examiner]‘Fifty Shades of Grey’: Henry Cavill has ‘hottest’ body for Christian Grey role ~By Barbie KavetskySuper

Fans of “Fifty Shades of Grey” have made it clear that potential actors for the role of Christian Grey will need a hot body. As of April 5 a very fit Henry Cavill is winning Fashion and Style’s “Top 5 Hottest Bods for Christian Grey” poll with a healthy lead over favorite Ian Somerhalder. The competition also includes Ryan Gosling, Matt Bomer and Jensen Ackles. Surprisingly, Somerhalder and Bomer have each only garnered 18% of the votes. The buffer physiques, Cavill and Ackles, are in the top two spots. Fans are showing they want a more muscular Christian Grey.

Henry Cavill, 29, has been a long standing fan favorite that has flown under the radar during most “Fifty Shades of Grey” casting debates. The “Man of Steel” has the look, charisma and acting ability to handle the role of the riding crop wielding CEO. A top Henry Cavill fan site commented on his ability to adapt to new roles. “Henry would be willing and able to transform his body to become Christian Grey. He has changed his body to fit different roles, from lean and muscular in ‘Immortals’ to bulky and muscular in the ‘Man of Steel’.” The site administrator Jen went on to say, “Whoever plays Christian Grey has to be sexy and gorgeous. If you’ve seen pictures of Henry Cavill, I don’t think I need to explain that part.”

…[Read More]

So, Scientists…

If you decided to to take a peek into MY dreams?

Um, might wanna just ignore the goings on, as well as the music:

Bow chicka wow wow

All innocent…

Of course.

Yup…

I absolutely assure you.

A good rule to know and learn

News Mash: Impulse control is important. Especially? When it comes to buying babies lightsabers!

Impulse control.

We all have issues with it…

But?

To varying degrees:

[via ScienceDaily]Apr. 3, 2013 — Why is it so hard for some people to resist the least little temptation, while others seem to possess incredible patience, passing up immediate gratification for a greater long-term good?

The answer, suggests a new brain imaging study from Washington University in St. Louis, lies in how effective people are at feeling good right now about all the future benefits that may come from passing up a smaller immediate reward. Researchers found that activity in two regions of the brain distinguished impulsive and patient people.

“Activity in one part of the brain, the anterior prefrontal cortex , seems to show whether you’re getting pleasure from thinking about the future reward you are about to receive,” explains study co-author Todd Braver, PhD, professor of psychology in Arts & Sciences. “People can relate to this idea that when you know something good is coming, just that waiting can feel pleasurable.”

The study, which was published in the first issue of the Journal of Neuroscience this year, was designed to examine what happens in the brain as people wait for a reward, especially whether people characterized as “impulsive” would show different brain responses than those considered “patient.”

The lead author of the study was Koji Jimura, then a postdoctoral researcher in Braver’s Cognitive Control and Psychopathology Laboratory, and now a research associate professor at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, in Japan.

Unlike previous research on delayed gratification that had people choose between hypothetical rewards of money over long delays (e.g, $500 now or $1,000 a year from now), this Washington University study presented their participants with real rewards of squirts of juice that they chose to receive either immediately or after a delay of up to a minute.

“It’s kind of funny because we treated the people in our study like researchers that work with animals do, and we actually squirted juice into their mouths,” Braver says.

Results show that a brain region called the ventral striatum (VS) ramped up its activity in impulsive people as they got closer and closer to receiving their delayed reward. The VS activity of patient people, on the other hand, stayed more constant.

The researchers interpreted these different brain responses to mean that impulsive people initially did not find the prospect of waiting for a reward very appealing. However, as they approached the time they’d receive that reward, they became more excited and their VS reflected that excitement.

“This gradual increase may reflect impatience or excessive anticipation of the upcoming reward in impulsive individuals,” says Jimura. This was unlike patient people, who were likely content with waiting for the reward from the start, as no changes in VS activity were observed for them.

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For example?

Giving babies cool but dangerous gifts.

after all, I am sure the purchase of such gifts sounds like a good idea at the time?

Just know, caving to such impulses can have disastrous consequences.

Published on Apr 2, 2013

Just try and get a lightsaber out of a toddler’s hands. It’s easier said than done when you’re unarmed.

This was shot using various iphones and android phones.
We used After Effects for the lightsaber, finger, and railing shots.

Created by: Joel and Jared Erickson
Unwilling participants: Coen Erickson, Sawyer Erickson, Sage Lewis, Hunter Lewis, Brandan Lewis, Anthony Richards

Lesson to be learned here:

No matter how much you MIGHT wanna buy your baby the newest lightsaber? (Cause we both know you are really just buying it so YOU can play with it later *raises eyebrow*)

Practice a little impulse control.

Trust me…

All of you fingers and toes will thank you later.

A good rule to know and learn [Source]

Good to know

News Mash: Poverty rates spike for all Americans… Who are NOT Tony Romo!

No matter what the White house might say to the contrary?

If you actually LIVE in the U.S. & do not benefit from making 400K a year…

Oh, excuse me, I mean 380K a year? (Cause yeah, Obama took a whopping 5% salary cut to “help out”. *rolls eyes* Woo freaking hoo.)

YOU know just how hard times are, these days:

[via YahooNews]Help shrinks as poverty spikes in the US ~by Steven r. Hurst, Associated Press

…The U.S. Census Bureau puts the number of Americans in poverty at levels not seen since the mid-1960s when President Lyndon B. Johnson launched the federal government’s so-called War on Poverty.

As President Barack Obama began his second term in January, nearly 50 million Americans — one in six — were living below the income line that defines poverty, according to the bureau. A family of four that earns less than $23,021 a year is listed as living in poverty. The bureau said 20 percent of the country’s children are poor.

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That is…

Unless you are a crappy quarterback who can’t get his team to the super bowl.

Cause then?

Oh, yeah…

Economic times are just coming up ROSES for you!

[via ATR.org]Tony Romo New Highest Paid NFL Player After Taxes

Texas Further Demonstrates Its Economic Prosperity With No State Income Tax

Over Easter weekend, franchise quarterback Tony Romo signed a 6-year $108 million contract extension to remain with the Dallas Cowboys. While the estimated $18 million per year makes Romo the fifth highest paid player based on salary, he is actually the new highest paid player after taxes in the NFL.

The Cowboys QB now claims the top spot previously held by Drew Brees of the New Orleans Saints because of no state income tax in Texas. With Romo’s income tax burden being 39.6 percent – the top marginal federal income tax rate in the U.S. – and estimated tax liability of $7.12 million, he still stands to earn $752,000 more than Brees.

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My, oh my.

How wonderful it must be for those precious few, who can totally FAIL at your job?

And yet still you are rewarded.

Jeez.

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