Revoking a dude’s “man card”?
I get that you disagree with his politics and all…
But whoa, dude. *shakes head sadly*
Is this really necessary?
[via Mediaite] Glenn Beck has taken it upon himself to officially “revoke” President Obama‘s “man card.” Beck was responding to the president’s comments to CBS News’ Scott Pelley during a pre-Super Bowl interview that he’d “have to think about it” before letting his hypothetical son play football.
Beck played a clip from the interview on his online show and interjected the word “girl” in between the president’s statements, before switching into a “female” voice to mock him. When Obama was finished making his rather cautious comments on the matter, Beck began his full-on attack.
“His man card has been revoked by me, and that’s saying something” Beck said. “When I’m saying you’re a girl, you are absolutely 100% girl power.” He proceeded to slam the president for getting too “philosophical” and “complex” in his answers to questions, which according to Beck was further evidence of Obama’s femininity.
Referring to Obama’s nuanced approach to the football issue, Beck continued, “You’re a full-fledged woman. I never heard anybody but a woman say that.” He explained that only women are concerned about the dangers of football and “every guy, even me, says ‘relax.’”
Taking a stern tone, Beck said, “Stop being such a chick, Mr. President. Stop it. You’re commander-in-chief. Not chick-in-chief.”
Answer: No. It Is Not.
Not a big fan of Obama’s myself, but the “man card” needs to be left the heck alone.
It is, after all, how they “identify”.
What is a man, WITHOUT his man card?
And because he is?
Decided to do what I could to up Obama’s man-points, since Glenn Beck harshly decided to take some away and all for his foolish football comments.
[Though woosie-fied they may be.]
Here you go, Obama…
The perfect ring for you, to up your much dwindling man-points:
[via The Blaze] Although jewelry might be on a lady’s Valentine’s Day wish list, it’s likely not a No.1 seller for the relationship-celebrating holiday when it comes to men. But this titanium “man ring” might be an exception.
The $385 ring by BooneRings on Etsy has the following tools hidden inside of it that unfold like a Swiss Army knife:
It has a working bottle opener, a straight blade perfect for cutting packing tape or fishing line, a serrated blade for tougher things like nylon strapping or those tough to open electronics heat sealed packages, a saw for cutting plastic and wood, and it has a comb! Although the comb is tiny, it actually does a surprisingly good job on the ‘stache or head! You would be amazed at just how handy this ring is.
Wear it proudly.
And please just ignore football all together.