The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge adore their puppy Lupo, but they have yet to teach the pet that priceless Royal antiques are not for chewing.
William has confided that much of the furniture at their homes in Kensington Palace and Anglesey now bears teethmarks.
He told a fan at the Audi Polo Challenge: ‘Lupo is at that stage where he is chewing everything. If you leave him for five minutes, he’ll chew up all the furniture. We don’t know what to do about it.
Hush, hush little puppy
Chewing furniture is wrong
Chewing Royal antique is double wrong
Keep these sharp teeth where they belong
We don’t want granny to get mad at us
And put you in prison for so long
I don’t want to lose my dog!