Freaky

Poetic Celebrity Parody – Freaky And Simple, Edition!


Walking and chewing gum
In the same time isn’t easy
Try yourself
See how it will work for you
My brain can’t process two different actions
In the same time
I am a simple girl
You guys don’t know
How hard is to walk in these platform heels
But I have to
Or people would step on me
That how close to the dirt I am
In this life
I wasn’t blessed with anything
Just a simple freaky girl
Extremely poised!!!

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4 comments on “Poetic Celebrity Parody – Freaky And Simple, Edition!

  1. Why would a pregnant woman where those ugly, dangerous shoes?

    Jeez.

    Just goes to show, just because some women can get pregnant, doesn’t mean they all should. :?

    Excellent, PCP!

    • Just goes to show, just because some women can get pregnant, doesn’t mean they all should.

      Funny you said that. i had the same thought when i was doing this PCP. Only reason she got pregnant is to drag that poor child everywhere like a doll.
      Did you know she is not Italian?
      Thanks. Today was slim picking because of the Queen Jubilee. Every article is about Queen.

      • Haha
        The things I learn when I make PCP, It is research like I am writing War and Peace. “laughs”
        She is from Chile, adopted by Italian American family.

        You are so kind. ;)

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