Look at me and my dancing moves
Look at me jumping into the moving car.
I am too busy acting cool to care…
That I look like?
Oh, an…
I D I O T!
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Look at me and my dancing moves
Look at me jumping into the moving car.
I am too busy acting cool to care…
That I look like?
Oh, an…
I D I O T!
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This is Justin Bethel, Presbyterian corner back who got drafted by Arizona Cardinals after this video went viral.
Congratulation Justin!
You did it…
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This year’s video that is making the rounds comes courtesy of Justin Bethel, a defensive back from Presbyterian, who can be seen here jumping onto boxes that are said to be stacked five feet in the air.
All it took, was you jumping…
Wanna be famous in America?
Then
Burn your skin to crisp
With endless tanning
Tan every day
Until you look like brown leather
Make your face darker
Than a shoe sole
You should know how wrong
You are
When New Jersey’s other famous fake tanner
Princess Snooki calls you
Crazy
Snooki called you crazy?
Oh, man
This is such dark humor!!!
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In December of last year, Anguished Repose gave you a heads-up about research paper that was battling being published, because it detailed a potentially devastating flu pandemic evilly devised in a lab, by a lab geek who obviously has WAY more brains than sense.
UPDATE: The paper is being published.
Evil geniuses everywhere, intent on destroying the world…
CHEER!
Oh, and believe you/me? They do.
They just always do.
*sadness*
[via Fox News] The journal Nature has published the first of two controversial papers about laboratory-
enhanced versions of the deadly bird flu virus that initially sparked fears among U.S. biosecurity experts that it could be used as a recipe for a bioterrorism weapon.
The publication of the paper by Yoshihiro Kawaoka of the University of Wisconsin, Madison, on Wednesday follows months of acrimonious debate that pitted the need for science to be free of censorship against the obligation to protect the public from a potentially devastating flu pandemic.
Bird flu is lethal in people and spreads among those who are in close contact with infected birds, but so far, the virus known as H5N1 has not had the ability to pass easily among humans through sneezing and coughing, and some scientists had begun to doubt that that was possible.
The studies by Kawaoka and Dr. Ron Fouchier of Erasmus Medical College in the Netherlands changed that view by proving that with a few genetic mutations, the virus could pass easily among ferrets, which are used as a close approximation of how a virus might behave in people.
“There are people who say that bird flu has been around for 16, 17 years and never attained human transmissibility and never will,” said Malik Peiris, virology professor at the University of Hong Kong.
“What this paper shows is that it certainly can. [Oh, and now I am pretty sure it WILL! Thanks, guys. *shakes head sadly*] That is an important public health message, we have to take H5N1 seriously. It doesn’t mean it will become a pandemic, but it can,” said Peiris, who wrote a commentary accompanying Kawaoka’s paper in Nature.[Read More]
Of course it can…
Especially now.
But hey…
This news is NO CAUSE for panic.
Nope.
However THIS (below)…
[via The Extinction Protocol] May 4, 2012 – (CBS/AP) SAN FRANCISCO - A researcher at an infectious diseases laboratory in San Francisco has died of a rare bacteria strain, California health officials said, raising fears the man’s friends and fellow researchers may too have been infected.
The 25-year-old man who worked at the San Francisco Veterans Affairs Medical Center, who has not been named, died over the weekend shortly after asking friends to take him to a hospital, the San Jose Mercury News reported Wednesday. –CBS [Read More]
Yes…
Absolutely cause for panic.
Did you know notice how the report takes great pains NOT to tell you what the rare infectious disease that escaped a research laboratory was.
Awesome, right?
Technology has lost its freaking mind!
An actual, honest to gawd Lightsaber…
Has been devised.
And apparently?
Just as dangerous.
[via Gizmodo] What the hell? Wicked Lasers has actually made a lightsaber. I mean, not one that can cut you in half, but one that looks and acts like the actual Jedi weapon! At least, that’s what they claim:
LaserSabers are energized by the light of Wicked Lasers, harnessing the power of the force. The LaserSaber features an ultra smooth magnetic gravity system that can “power up” and “power down” the blade.
The LaserSaber maintains its radiant brilliance even when the lights are on. The LaserSaber is interchangeable and will attach to any Spyder 3 model. The aircraft grade aluminum hilt ensures secure attachment of the blade. Due to the extreme powers of the Spyder 3, only operate while wearing LaserShades in a controlled environment.
The Lasersaber—that’s how they call it to avoid any Lucasfilm lawsuits—is actually a 32-inch polycarbonate blade with an anodized aluminum base that attaches to a Spyder 3 laser. It has some kind of mechanism that makes the sword power on and off like the ones in the movie.
The effect is quite stunning. No other lightsaber toy I’ve seen lights up like this thing or can shine like the real thing on broad daylight. There’s no comparison.
But this technological terror comes at a cost. They are available for $100 but you have to spend $300 more on the Spyder 3 laser.
Oh, and yes, we are getting one for testing and just playing like the Star Wars dorks we are. [Laser Saber] [Read More]
Are you ready to wield the world’s first and only LaserSaber – a radiant blade that pulses with energy.
LaserSabers are energized by the light of Wicked Lasers, harnessing the power of the force. The LaserSaber features an ultra smooth magnetic gravity system that can “power up” and “power down” the blade.
Buy it now at http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/lasersaber.html
Song:
Binary Suns – Coyote Kisses Remix
http://soundcloud.com/coyotekisses/binary-suns-coyote-kisses
Anyone else see the possible horrific implications in this…
Or is it just me.
After all, when it comes to ‘dangerous’ technology?
People are injuring themselves with their freaking iPad tablet.
And IT doesn’t do anything but lay there…
Yeah, because its a TABLET!
[via Gizmodo] The iPad Is Dangerous In Bed
This Taiwanese girl just learned the laws of gravity from her iPad. Not the apps inside the iPad, but the iPad itself. While holding the tablet over her head in bed, she dozed off. That’s when Newton decided to deliver his first and second laws directly to her face, in the form of a mouthful of Apple technology.
The device knocked out two halves of her front teeth. Her mom, seeing that her daughter hadn’t suffered enough humiliation, ran with this to the local news. [Read More]
Can you imagine how bad some idiot…
(And you KNOW it’s going to happen. Geeks almost DEMAND it to be so)
Is going to jack themselves up with an honest to gawd Lightsaber?
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It’s almost too freaking scary to contemplate.
And I cannot stress that “almost” enough.
Cause, uh…
Bring on: Stupid Man Tricks, Lightsaber Edition!
Coming soon, to an Anguished blog near you.
Guaranteed.
Monsters DO exist…
Even if they are all in your head.
Your brain makes them, you see…
If only to entertain us.
[via io9] An Optical Illusion that Explains the Origins of Imaginary Monsters
It seems that the brain, in specific situations, literally gets bored and starts scaring you. The easiest way to prove this is to perform the simple experiment of looking steadily into a mirror, for a few minutes at a time. Soon, you’re very likely to see a monster. That monster is a combination of your face and your brain. Does that make it better or worse?
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The brain, when faced with a lot of stimulation, only some of which is considered relevant, will tune out the non-relevant parts, filling in what it can from the general area. It’s a little like how the blind spot works, except this is a dynamic process. The brain will zoom in on a desired area, and the rest of the space will fade away. This is called the Troxler Effect, or Troxler Fading. It was discovered way back in 1804 by Ignaz Troxler, a physician and philosopher. [...]
[...] A paper in Perception outlines an experiment in which people were asked to stare into a mirror, in low light, for ten minutes. They do not sound like a fun ten minutes, according to the report.
The descriptions differed greatly across individuals and included: (a) huge deformations of one’s own face (reported by 66% of the fifty participants); (b) a parent’s face with traits changed (18%), of whom 8% were still alive and 10% were deceased; (c) an unknown person (28%); (d) an archetypal face, such as that of an old woman, a child, or a portrait of an ancestor (28%); (e) an animal face such as that of a cat, pig, or lion (18%); (f ) fantastical and monstrous beings (48%).
The Troxler Effect fades out features that a person isn’t directly staring at. Those features are filled in with what’s around them. It works on a white background, but a face looks horrifying when, for example, a slice of forehead and cheek are subbed in for an eye. Plus, the effect doesn’t stay in one place. The Troxler Effect wanders over the entire face, distorting it massively. The person then often instinctively turns those distortions into things that they can actually recognize, even if it scares them. This is how mirror monsters, like Bloody Mary, develop. The brain gets tired of processing the mundane and, accidentally, cooks up a monster to entertain us. Via MoIllusions, Psych World, and Perception. [Read More]
And by ‘entertain us’…
I mean to:
n
t
r-t
n
) v. en·ter·tained, en·ter·tain·ing, en·ter·tains v.tr. 1. To hold the attention of with something amusing or diverting.I mean, you know…
Without the amusement.
Your mind is a twisted place and by stepping away from the mirror, you can escape the monsters your brain creates.
However, only some of us…
Are not that lucky!
A Horror Movie that Knows the Scariest Thing is Losing Your Mind - When newlywed Molly Reynolds returns to her long-abandoned family home, reminders of a nightmarish childhood begin seeping into her new life.
For those unfortunate few?
They cannot escape the insanity…
That our brain rages to twistedly ‘entertain us’ & all with a perceived reality that no one else can see.
Bad news for anyone in California…
Hoping to start a new business?
You live in the absolute WORST possible state for businesses…
Of any kind.
Sucks, right?
[via LATimes] So much for the idea of West is best. In an annual survey, executives ranked California as the
worst place to do business for the eighth year in a row.
Chief Executive magazine has only been conducting its survey for eight years. Texas has been top-ranked every year.
The survey considered responses from 650 business leaders, who graded states on factors such as taxes, regulations, living environment and more.
Texas and second-ranked Florida have the highest migration rates in the nation for 2001 through 2009. California has lost 1.5 million people over the same period.
Also in the top 10: North Carolina, Tennessee, Indiana, Virginia, South Carolina, Georgia and Utah.
California narrowly edged out New York in what the survey called “the ninth circle of business hell,” [Hello - High Taxes!] sharing the bottom five spots with Illinois, Massachusetts and Michigan. [Read More]
Fear not…
All hope is NOT lost.
For those living in California, looking to make SOME money in the Sunshine state?
There are other options.
meteors.
[via BBC] One of the most important meteor strikes in a generation has brought treasure-hunters flocking to a
small town in northern California for the second time in 150 years.
The great gold rush began in the Coloma Valley in 1848, and now a meteor rush is underway as stardust fragments sell for 20 times the price of gold.
The meteorite is thought to have been the size of a minivan as it hit the earth’s atmosphere and broke up, scattering rare rocks across the California countryside.
It is a very rare type of meteor containing water and the building blocks of life, so collectors are paying as much as $1,000 (£600) a gram for prime specimens.
The locals have been searching fields, hillsides and even their own back gardens to cash in on the gift from above. [Read More]
What?
I said there were ‘options’…
I never said they were GOOD options.
“When you have come to the edge Of all light that you know And are about to drop off into the darkness Of the unknown, Faith is knowing One of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on or You will be taught to fly”
~ Patrick Overton
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“Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof.”
~ Kahlil Gibran