Stupid Man Tricks – Man vs Light Post, Edition!

Not sure if this moment say more about you, or the light post.

Either way…

Brightside?

Your friends, that you were trying to impress in the first place?

Will NEVER let you forget it, I’m sure…

Anymore than the poor light post will.

(Look at it, just LAYING there. Poor thing)

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Poetic Celebrity Parody – The Look of Love, Edition!

Heaven opened
And wept for joy
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
Are in love
There was never a purer love
Between  humble-hearts
Like theirs
These two lovebirds
Will never be apart
One soul in two parts
Both looked at the nearer
Mirror
When they said “I love you”
Narcissistic love never dies.  *winks*

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News Mash: We can still be surprised by Mother Nature!

Just when we humans…

Think we are pretty secure in the knowledge of the species which surround us?

Oh, discoveries crop up and we learn…

We can still be surprised by Mother Nature!

And surprised by animals not ONLY from our past…

[via The Blaze] DAYTON, Ohio (AP) — Experts are trying to figure out what a fossil dubbed “Godzillus” used to be.

The 150-pound fossil recovered last year in northern Kentucky is more than 6 feet long and 3 feet wide. To the untrained eye, it looks like a bunch of rocks or a concrete blob. Experts are trying to determine whether it was an animal, mineral or a form of plant life from a time when the Cincinnati region was underwater.

Scientists at a Geological Society of America meeting viewed it Tuesday at the Dayton Convention Center in Ohio.

“We are looking for people who might have an idea of what it is,” said Ben Dattilo, an assistant professor of geology at Indiana University-Purdue University Fort Wayne.

Scientists say the fossil is 450 million years old. University of Cincinnati geologist Carl Brett said it’s the largest fossil ever extracted from that era in the Cincinnati region.

“This is the ultimate cold case,” said Ron Fine, the Dayton, Ohio, amateur paleontologist who spotted the fossil on a hillside last year and gave it its name.

“Like Godzilla, it’s a primordial beast that found its way to the modern era,” Fine said. Now 43, he’s been collecting fossils since age 4, and said he saw part of this one on a hillside off Kentucky 17 nearly a year ago.

“Most fossils around here are small, the size of your thumbnail or your thumb,” he said. “This thing’s huge.”

He said it could be an early form of seaweed or kelp.

“This one has us stumped,” said David Meyer, another UC geology professor. Fine shared his find last September at a meeting of the Dry Dredgers, a group of amateur geologists.

Meyer, who wrote a book called “A Sea Without Fish” about the era, said the fossil has intricate patterns that remind him of “goose flesh. Some of its surface also looks like scales. But this thing is not boney. It is not a fish.” [Read More]

But?

Wonderfully we do indeed learn?

We can still be surprised by species in our very present!

[via WSJ] NEW YORK—A new bee is buzzing in Brooklyn: The tiny insect, the size of a sesame seed, sips the sweet nectar of the city—sweat.

“They use humans as a salt lick,” said entomologist John Ascher, who netted the first known specimen of the species in 2010 while strolling in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park near his home. “They land on your arm and lap up the sweat.”

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For Mr. Ascher, 41 years old, nothing quite brightens the day like a new box of unidentified bees landing on his desk from some distant glade. So puzzling was the greenish-blue city bee he netted, though, that it took Mr. Ascher, who oversees a digital catalog of 700,000 bee specimens at the American Museum of Natural History, months to pinpoint its proper place in the insect kingdom.

In the end, only DNA testing by sweat bee specialist Jason Gibbs at Cornell University could identify its niche. Last November, they announced the discovery of Lasioglossum gotham, in a peer-reviewed journal called Zootaxa. The newbie joined the growing catalog of easily overlooked wild native bees.

Sweat bees don’t have a high profile outside academic circles. Unlike honeybees, which were originally imported from Europe, native bees don’t make much honey. To their credit, though, sweat bees rarely sting; their occasional pinprick registers a one on the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, the lowest on the four-point scale. (Bullet ants and the tarantula hawk wasp rate a four.)

A new species of sweat bee, Lasioglossum gotham, was discovered in the Brooklyn borough of New York in 2010, joining the growing catalog of easily overlooked wild native bees. Shown, a Lasioglossum gotham specimen.

These bees prefer sweaty people—over most animals—because the human diet usually is so salty that their perspiration is saturated with the essential nutrient, experts said. Yet most people never notice when the tiny bees alight on a bare arm or leg. [Read More]

There is just something about the glorious treasure that is to be had in a discovery…

A feeling found only in the particular sensation while learning of something new, which cannot be had or experience, through anything else.

Of course there are those who exist that think they “know” all there is, and all that is needed, to know and shun the experience of new knowledge.

Oh…

How glad I am I am not one of those people!

Are you?

theories wildly accepted

News Mash: Theories are abstract thought, speculation & people tend to forget that.

Although, yes…

Wildly accept?

What people tend to forget is that at the end of the day…

A theory is STILL just a theory, people.

(Phys.org) — The most accurate study so far of the motions of stars in the Milky Way has found no evidence for dark matter in a large volume around the Sun. According to widely accepted theories, the solar neighbourhood was expected to be filled with dark matter, a mysterious invisible substance that can only be detected indirectly by the gravitational force it exerts.

But a new study by a team of astronomers in Chile has found that these theories just do not fit the observational facts. This may mean that attempts to directly detect dark matter particles on Earth are unlikely to be successful.[Read More]

Everything, every concept, belief or idea?

Is susceptible to change, no matter how “sure” we are today, right this minute?

Of whatever theory we know to be the TRUTH: Big Bang Theory, Climate Change Theory, Theory of Evolution, the Theory of  Luminiferous Aether and…

Wait–What?!

What’s that last one?

[via TopTenzLuminiferous Aether Theory

The aether, also known as the ether, was a mysterious substance that was long believed to be the means through which light was transmitted through the universe. Philosophers as far back as the Greeks had believed that light required a delivery system, a means through which it became visible, and this idea managed to persist all the way through to the nineteenth century. If correct, the theory would have redefined our entire understanding of physics. Most notably, if the aether were a physical substance that could exist even in a vacuum, then even deep space could be more easily measured and quantified. Experiments often contradicted the theory of the aether, but by the 1700s it had become so widespread that its existence was assumed to be a given. Later, when the idea was abandoned, physicist Albert Michelson referred to luminiferous aether as “one of the grandest generalizations in modern science.”

How it was Proven Wrong:

In traditional scientific fashion, the notion of a luminiferous aether was only gradually phased out as more sophisticated theories came into play. Experiments in the diffraction and refraction of light had long rendered traditional models of the aether outdated, but it was only when Einstein’s special theory of relativity came along and completely reconfigured physics that the idea lost the last of its major adherents. The theory still exists in various forms, though, and many have argued that modern scientists simply use terms like “fields” and “fabric” in place of the more taboo term “aether.”[Read More - Top 10 Most Famous Scientific Theories (That Turned out to be Wrong)]

Our understanding evolves…

Constantly.

And all in an attempt to understand the universe around us. As it does, it is important to note that one should never fall victim of becoming static in ones thinking. NOT to fall too in love with any particular theory, no matter how stout your belief in them  may be.

Bill Whittle tells you why this is the greatest sentence ever written: “The love of theory is the root of all evil.” Whittle looks at the difference between fact and theory, and shows you the effects misguided theories have had on everything from warfare to climate science. Can Bill Whittle disprove global warming? What about Einstein’s theory of relativity? Find out.

“…quantum mechanics implies there is a limit to which man can understand reality. In other words, the universe is indeterminable to some degree.”

For in truth?

We will NEVER know even half of the mysteries of the universe, of the world in which we live, not only to the point that we think we do…

But to the point that our assumptions exceed ‘theory’ and become an unchanging reality.

No matter how much we may wish otherwise.

A theory is just that:

the·o·ry

noun \ˈthē-ə-rē, ˈthir-ē\

plural the·o·ries

Definition of THEORY

1
: the analysis of a set of facts in their relation to one another
2
: abstract thought : speculation
3
: the general or abstract principles of a body of fact, a science, or an art
sunshine though pretty

News Mash: Species eat in order to survive…Though not all!

The way most species eat and consume nourishment?

Gruesome.

If one takes a second to really ponder it.

Though some?

Far more than others.

 [via io9] Octopi and seagulls have an eat-or-be-eaten relationship; either one could easily be the predator or prey in the right situation.

It’s common enough to see gulls snatching sea critters out of the ocean, but these photos capture something a bit different:

an octopus pulling a seagull beneath the water and into its gullet.

A bird-watcher caught these photos at Ogden Point Breakwater in Victoria, BC.

That’s a small version of the Giant Pacific Octopus, which can grow to be 100 pounds. Even at this size, however, it’s strong enough to nab a struggling seagull. [Read More]

Eating?

Every living species does it…

Are all but required to do it?

In order to survive.

OK, maybe not all. THIS (below) one…

Decided to pas on the whole matter altogether.

And just live off SUNSHINE.

With? The expected results.

[via NYDailyNews] Swiss newspaper Tages-Anzeiger reports that a woman starved to death after embarking on a spiritual diet that required her to stop eating or drinking and live off sunlight alone.

The Zurich newspaper reported Wednesday that the unnamed Swiss woman in her fifties decided to follow the radical fast in 2010 after viewing an Austrian documentary about an Indian guru who claims to have lived this way for 70 years.

Tages-Anzeiger says there have been similar cases of self-starvation in Germany, Britain and Australia.

The prosecutors’ office in the Swiss canton (state) of Aargau confirmed Wednesday that the woman died in January 2011 in the town of Wolfhalden in eastern Switzerland.[Read More]

Yes.

The whole process of consuming food…

If one truly thinks about it?

Can be rather gruesome.

Although NOT eating?

Gruesomer.

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Aporia Politico: No, Apple is not solely a U.S. based business, why should it be?

Now that Apple is the world’s most successful company?

American’s are just NOW starting to wake up and surmise the unfairness of it all, that for the most part Apple operates outside the U.S. to the benefit of other countries and the detriment of our own.

Just now…

People have realized this.

And generally certain people? Depending upon their political affiliation they have NOT a freaking clue why Apple cannot  get with program and help America out a little, by tossing around some of it’s prosperity, huh?

Hmm.

Maybe THIS (below) will help clue these certain people…

[via Nexus404] Anybody who’s purchased a new Apple product should be familiar with the “Designed by Apple in California, Assembled in China” that’s printed on the back of the device or somewhere on the box. And, it’s true. Most consumer electronics are made in China or Taiwan or Thailand. But, with massive profit margins, could Apple afford to build the iPhone in the United States? A new report from the University of Manchester says they could. According to the folks at iSuppli and public data from Apple, it currently costs them $178.45 to make an iPhone 4S in China, with $7.10 going to labor for about 8 hours of labor per phone. A study from the University of Manchester out of the UK says that if Apple built the iPhone in the United States, those labor costs would balloon from $7.10 to $165.67 for 8 hours of work. That roughly comes out to $20 per hour, and includes health care and other benefits that the American worker expects.

Factoring in the cost of US labor, the University of Manchester estimates that an iPhone would cost Apple $337.01 to build, compared to $178.45. [Read More]

And if that doesn’t work?

How about the knowledge of the extent Apple has to go to…

In order to protect it’s profits from American tax rates, should the company operate solely in the U.S., to the United State’s benefit.

[via Truth-Out.org] Apple, for instance, was among the first tech companies to designate overseas salespeople in high-tax countries in a manner that allowed them to sell on behalf of low-tax subsidiaries on other continents, sidestepping income taxes, according to former executives. Apple was a pioneer of an accounting technique known as the “Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich,” which reduces taxes by routing profits through Irish subsidiaries and the Netherlands and then to the Caribbean. Today, that tactic is used by hundreds of other corporations — some of which directly imitated Apple’s methods, say accountants at those companies.

Without such tactics, Apple’s federal tax bill in the United States most likely would have been $2.4 billion higher last year, according to a recent study by a former Treasury Department economist, Martin A. Sullivan. As it stands, the company paid cash taxes of $3.3 billion around the world on its reported profits of $34.2 billion last year, a tax rate of 9.8 percent. (Apple does not disclose what portion of those payments was in the United States, or what portion is assigned to previous or future years.)

By comparison, Wal-Mart last year paid worldwide cash taxes of $5.9 billion on its booked profits of $24.4 billion, a tax rate of 24 percent, which is about average for non-tech companies. [Read More]

So…

If you happen to be one of those ‘certain people’ who think Apple is bad for NOT doing its part to help the U.S. out of the current economic crisis it finds itself in?

May I reassure you…

It is not.

And honestly…

Can you blame them?

the rest of yours

I promise you that if you count on me, I’ll fight for you, because having you is what I live for!

Sometimes, it’s hard to find words to tell you how much you mean to me. A lot of times, I don’t say anything at all. But I hope someday, you’ll understand, having you is what I live for.  ~Anonymous

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If you hide, I’ll seek for you. If you’re lost, I’ll search for you. If you leave, I’ll wait for you. If they try to take you away from me, I’ll fight for you. Cause I never want to lose someone I love. ~Anonymous