Boss Gifs – This Is How You Defend Yourself From A Bully, Edition!

Anguished Repose is not one to ever advocate violence…

Except when it comes to the comeuppance of bullies?

Then, yes, OK…

In this ONE circumstance?

We totally advocate reactionary violence.

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This is how you defend yourself from a bully…

Like a BOSS!

dumped by a jackass

Poetic Celebrity Parody – Dumped By Steve-O, This Girl Has No Mo-Jo!

Oh, girl…
How low can you go?
From dates with George Clooney
And red carpet strolls
To being dumped by Steve-O
Poor, girl…
You have certainly lost your mo-jo!

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will not be contained

News Mash: Why is it raining the ‘…Most Wanted’ animals in Europe?!

Believe it or not?

Though rare, it does indeed happen…

Animals rain down from above.

Creepy!

Or is it perhaps…

Totally natural?

[via io9] When It Rains Animals: The Science of True Weather Weirdness

Animals falling from the sky like oversized organic raindrops may seem like the stuff of urban legends and Paul Thomas Anderson movies, but it’s an absolutely real phenomenon…probably. Here’s a rundown of nature’s most bizarre and seemingly impossible weather.

When It Actually Rains Cats and Dogs

Accounts of animals mysteriously falling from the sky are found throughout the history of many cultures – the first century Roman writer Pliny the Elder mentions rainstorms of frogs and fish. It’s a rare occurrence, to be sure, but there are engravings of raining animals dating back hundreds, if not thousands of years. Even just looking at the last decade turns up a bunch of examples of this strange phenomenon. There are tons of eyewitness accounts throughout history that support their existence – even if some, perhaps even most of them are false or mistaken in some way, there’s still a lot of evidence to support the idea that animals really do sometimes rain from the sky.

[...]

Up the Waterspout

For what was likely little more than a bit of idle speculation, Ampère was more or less correct. The currently favored explanation for animal precipitation involves waterspouts, a special type of tornado that forms over bodies of water. These are capable of sucking up animals in their path and transporting them high up in the air. Because these waterspouts and other types of tornadoes are on the move, when they do eventually break open and release their unwilling passengers, the animals will be far away from their original habitat, hence the appearance of animals raining from nowhere.

That’s the probable cause of the majority of these animal rainstorms, and the aquatic nature of these waterspouts helps explain why most of these storms seem to involve either fish or frogs. As for other, even rarer animal storms like those involving worms or spiders, it’s easy enough to invoke other types of whirlwinds or just a particularly violent updraft to get the animals high enough to rain back down.[...][Read More - Find out the TRUTH behind the phenomenon by clicking HERE!]

Stop panicking! (Though the mere THOUGHT of raining spiders makes ‘not panicking’…NOT POSSIBLE)

However when we are talking about lions, zebras, hippos and giraffes fall down from above?

Just know, though it may seem unlikely at the time…

An apocalypse is NOT at hand.

Nope.

You see, there is a simple explanation for raining zoo animals?

They are after…

The Penguins.

Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted hits theaters on June 8th, 2012.

Cast: Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Sacha Baron Cohen, Cedric The Entertainer, Andy Richter, Frances McDormand

Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Gloria the Hippo, and Melman the Giraffe are still fighting to get home to their beloved Big Apple and of course, King Julien, Maurice and the Penguins are all along for the comedic adventure. Their journey takes them through Europe where they find the perfect cover: a traveling circus, which they reinvent — Madagascar style.

Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted trailer courtesy Paramount Pictures.

Silly zoo animals.

Don’t you know?

Penguins…

cant escape the gene pool

News Mash: That’s My Boy – Human intelligence is effected by a single gene!

When it comes to intelligence…

And a battle between Nature vs Nurture to see what has the predominate effect?

At least when it comes to THIS (below) study…

Nature wins.

[via Gizmodo] Your IQ Depends on a Single Gene

If you thank your parents for your intelligence or blame them for your stupidity, you might be right—but not because of the way they raised you.

In fact, a new study provides the most compelling evidence yet that intelligence is affected by a single gene.

The research, carried out at UCLA and published in Nature Genetics, studied fMRI brain scans and DNA samples of over 20,000 people. Thanks to the massive pool of volunteers, the researchers were able to identify a single gene that has a significant, measurable—but admittedly small—impact upon intelligence.

They found that variations on a gene called HMGA2 can alter IQ by 1.29 points. The variation in the gene is just a single different molecule in its string of DNA.

Despite the small difference, it’s an amazing discovery to establish that such a small chemical variation can have an effect on human intelligence. [Read More]

Singular.

Gene determinism.

Your intelligence, or lack thereof, is decided (at least partially) by a SINGLE gene?

How is that even fair?

Because for some…

It’s just really NOT.

Release Date: June 15, 2012

While still in his teens, Donny (Adam Sandler) fathered a son, Todd (Andy Samberg), and raised him as a single parent up until Todd’s 18th birthday. Now, after not seeing each other for years, Todd’s world comes crashing down on the eve of his wedding when an uninvited Donny suddenly shows up. Trying desperately to reconnect with his son, Donny is now forced to deal with the repercussions of his bad parenting skills.

Cast: Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, James Caan, Eva Amurri, Susan Sarandon, Milo Ventimiglia, Will Forte, Colin Quinn, Todd Bridges, Vanilla Ice, Ian Ziering

Studio: Columbia Pictures (Sony)
Director: Sean Anders
Screenwriter: David H. Caspe
Genre: Comedy

Funny?

Sure it is.

But just not fair.

relative morality

News Mash: Women are more moral than men…Thanks to Magic Mike, that’s not a bad thing!

The science is in
And women win
In the battle of morality
With the male plurality!

[via The Blaze] Women just scored another point in the never-ending battle between the genders after a study determined that they are more likely than men to make decisions based on how choices will impact others. Plainly stated: This means — according to the researcher behind the initiative — that women are more moral than men.

The study included questions about honesty and competency and it found that the moral compass of both men and women changes with age. Professor Roger Steare (known as a corporate philosopher) made conclusions based on what he calls a “Moral DNA test.” He developed the tool four years ago so that he could adequately measure changes in peoples’ values. [Read More]

Of course as a women,
I could gloat
But smugness and superiority
doesn’t float my boat

Sometimes men lacking morals
Is what is desired and craved
“Bad boys with a heart of gold”
Don’t need to behave!

A dramatic comedy set in the world of male strippers, “Magic Mike” is directed by Academy Award® winner Steven Soderbergh (“Traffic”) and stars Channing Tatum in the title role. The film follows Mike as he takes a young dancer called The Kid (Alex Pettyfer) under his wing and schools him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making easy money. Also starring Matthew McConaughey, Matt Bomer, Joe Mangianello, Olivia Munn, Riley Keough, Cody Horn and Adam Rodriguez. “Magic Mike” hits theaters June 29.

preferred seating

Aporia Politico: The 2012 Presidential Election Is Becoming A Dog Fight!

There are many, many issues that this upcoming 2012 Presidential election can be about. Issues such as: Jobs, the economy, gas prices, internet regulations, universal healthcare coverage, taxes, etc…. (blah, blah, blah)

The list honestly could go on forever & ever, regarding all of the pertinent issues this election SHOULD be about.

However it should be noted, with one singular certainty, one particular topic that should NEVER be listed as a 2012 Presidential issue for debate by Republicans?

Dog eating.

[via Mediaite] Senator John McCain — an outspoken supporter of Mitt Romney — weighed in on “Dog-gate” this afternoon, Tweeting a link to a Politico piece featuring an image of his son’s dog, adding “I’m sorry, Mr. President, he’s not on the menu!”

Voici:

McCain is referring, of course, to the recent interest in a particular section of Obama’s book Dreams From my Father, wherein he reveals that he sampled dog meat as a child. [Read More]

Bad Republicans!

Come on…

Seriously, guys?! When Obama lived in Indonesia, he ate what everyone else ate…

Or, as a child? He starved. It’s that simple.

Republicans are so dumb.

Politics? Dumber.

And in the spirit of equality? Democrats aren’t much better when it comes to trivializing manufactured ‘issues’: (see below)

[via NYDaily News] Seamus Romney absolutely “loved” his wild rooftop rides, at least according to his mom.

Ann Romney opened up about their family dog, who was strapped to the roof of their car in a crate during vacations in the 1980s

[...] Mitt Romney, has come under fire from animal activist groups after he revealed how the long-deceased Irish setter traveled with the family.

The left has used the trips to paint the White House hopeful as uncaring.

“The dog loved it,” Ann Romney told ABC’s Diane Sawyer on Monday. ”He would see that crate and, you know, he would, like, go crazy because he was going with us on vacation. It was to me a kinder thing to bring him along than to leave him in the kennel for two weeks.”

Ann Romney confirmed the details of one of Seamus’ trips that has come under particular scrutiny — a 12-hour drive from Boston to Canada in 1983. [Read More]

So out of ALL the life-altering issues, which effect the American people, and the world abroad?

The 2012 Presidential election has evolved to be ALL about…

Dogs.

That just says so much, doesn’t it?

No matter the result.

Somebody

Make yourself necessary to somebody, before you are just somebody they used to know!

If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.
~Richard Bach

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“Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it’s true: Somebody, somewhere is thinking of you.”