Don’t shoot, don’t shoot
Your powder container is open.
Oh, close your gun powder container first.
Or it will explode.
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Daily Archives: April 15, 2012
BOSS Gifs – Do The Bunny Hop, Edition!
Jump like a bunny,
Do the bunny hop…
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The bunny hop, or bunnyhop, is a bicycle trick that allows the rider to launch their bike into the air as if jumping off a ramp. The pedals on the bicycle seem to stick to the rider’s feet as the bike becomes airborne very much like the way the skateboard seems to stick to the feet of the skater performing the Ollie. Also, much like the Ollie, the bunny hop is one of the first and most basic tricks a bicycle rider typically learns. While the bunny hop can be quite challenging to learn, once mastered it opens up a whole new level of riding opportunities for both bicycle motocross (BMX) and mountain bike rider alike.
The bunny hop is also a useful skill for an urban cyclist/commuter, allowing the avoidance of potholes and other hazards, and allowing for quick mounting of curbs.
More often, bunny hops are done on BMX bikes, which are lighter and smaller than mountain bikes and lend themselves to be lifted far more easily.
Like a BOSS!
Animated Animal Haiku – Helping Hand, Edition!
Adventure calls me
To find the hidden treasure
My buddy helped me
Cheese!!!
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Poetic Celebrity Parody – A Perfect Doll, Edition!
Tagged by the TV network as a documentary series, Eden’s World has followed the little blonde starlet and her entourage which includes Mrs Wood, Eden’s manager and her agent.
Eight 30-minute episodes will feature all the typically catty behind-the-scenes behaviour of the beauty pageant world as the team mentor new pageant hopefuls.
They discuss everything from making ample eye contact with judges and perfecting the so-called ‘cupcake’ stance, among other things.
Ms Wood is also asked about her thoughts on the controversial Go-Go juice, a unknown concoction given to young girls to help improve their success at pageants.
7 years old going on 47
For a mighty dollar
And the magazines covers
Her mother sold her soul
There is tiara on her head
And the sparking glitters in her hair
But this child is just a slave
Slave of greed
And the sick need
To be rich and famous
In full make up and glamorous dress
She is
The perfect doll without a soul
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