Lamar Odom

Poetic Celebrity Parody – A Kardashian Curse, Edition!

Lamar Odom is leaving Dallas
The time with Mavericks didn’t last long
Out of shape, without any interest to play
His season ends with the whimper
He is not anymore NBA quality player
And we all know why
It’s a Kardashian curse
Something happens to you man
You became weak and soulless
Depressed and resigned
A living zombie without brain
You know who you should blame
A Kardashian curse
It’s only gonna get worst
You will not leave your bed
Senselessly
You will wander in your mansion
In your pajama pants
Not knowing you are under
Kardashian curse

Oh, Kardashian curse  *whispering*

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