Live For Today…
Plan For Tomorrow…
If you don’t get caught, everything is legal.
Live For Today…
Plan For Tomorrow…
If you don’t get caught, everything is legal.
What a way to kill the excited…
The anticipation of the game.
Y U no fall in the basket?!
Because we all need a little bit of “Trunk Moneky” in our lives…
The Trunk Monkey Theft Prevention Device…
Like a BOSS!
You didn’t see that
Did you see my little ‘oops’
I meant to do that…
I am handsome,
It is true.
I am by far…
More handsome than you.
My rugged, good looks,
Make women stop and stare
But what I really wish
Is for them to make you aware!
There are problems in the world
That just break my heart
And with my impassioned plea…
I need you to become a part.
Be a part of this battle,
It will make you hip and groovy
And afterwards if you are interested?
Yes, please come see my movie!
Oh, Great Britain…
Have you learned NOTHING from the intrinsic brilliance of American’s?
Want to stop an alien attack on your great nation?
[via Weekly World News]Aliens from Planet Gootan are attacking Great Britain.Thousands of reports have been flooding into authorities across Great Britain. Most of the reports are from citizens who have seen a bright orange fireball streak across the night skies.
Witnesses from northern Scotland all the way down to Dover have been alarmed by the flash of lights.
British authorities called in experts from the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials, who flew to London to meet the members of Parliament and Dave Cameron’s top military officials.
“We have confirmed that the alien ships flying over Great Britain are from Planet Gootan. They are flying sorties over the country and dropping space balls on British citizens,” said Dr. Susan Begley, one of the leaders of the U.N. team. ”These space balls are harmless, and look like small meteorites, but they may be signaling a bigger attack, which we anticipate for later this year.”
A florist has come forward to show the press one of the Gootan space balls that hit her store. Joanne Pain, from Redcar says she discovered the space rock while taking her dog for a walk…[Read More]
And maybe even prevent the destruction…
Of the entire Earth.
Totally the way to go.
Suburban dads form a neighborhood watch group to get time away from their families, only to discover a plot to destroy Earth.
Neighborhood Watch starring funny guys Jonah Hill, Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller hits theatres on 7/27/12.
Good luck, my Great Britain friends.
And just damn you Gootans, you will not defeat us…
An established claim can be made…
Are often extremely contrary creatures.
[via Gizmodo] Women Are Happier in Relationships When Their Partner Knows They’re Miserable
Sometimes, science doesn’t provide radical new findings, it just confirms what we’ve all suspected for generations. Take, for instance, a recent study that shows women are happier in relationships when men know they’re miserable. Men on the other hand, they’re just happy when their partner is happy.
The research, which appears in the Journal of Family Psychology, shows that men’s and women’s ability to tell when the other is happy or upset is closely linked to relationship satisfaction, but in markedly different ways. [...]It turns outs that women are far, far happier in relationships when men can work out when they were unhappy. Not just that, though: women are actually happier in relationships at points in time when their partner knows they are currently miserable.
Sadly, the findings for men were nowhere near as complex. Men are happier in their relationship when their partner is happier. Surprise, surprise. Shiri Cohen, one of the researchers, explained to Science Daily:
“It could be that for women, seeing that their male partner is upset reflects some degree of the man’s investment and emotional engagement in the relationship, even during difficult times. This is consistent with what is known about the dissatisfaction women often experience when their male partner becomes emotionally withdrawn and disengaged in response to conflict.”
Far more twisted & contrary?
THE LOVED ONES is a vivid, sexy, fun rollercoaster that takes the conventions of horror and runs them off the rails. Directed by Sean Byrne and starring Xavier Samuel (Eclipse), Robin McLeavy (Streetcar Named Desire with Cate Blanchett), Jessica McNamee (Packed to the Rafters), Victoria Thaine (Caterpillar Wish) and Richard Wilson (Clubland) with John Brumpton (Last Ride).
It’s PRETTY IN PINK meets WOLF CREEK
Life Lesson To Be Learned?
Never turn down an offer to go to the prom, by a crazy chick…
It will not end well for you.
Entertaining (for others)? Yes.
But ‘well’ (for you)? *shakes head sadly*
When it comes to vampires?
Science has actually done a study (I.Kid.Not.) which states…
Garlic isn’t this big “vampire deterrent” that we have all been led to believed.
[via io9]In 1994, a group of Norwegian researchers embarked upon a groundbreaking study as to whether garlic was an effective deterrent against blood-sucking Nosferatus. Did this timeworn wisdom withstand the rigors of the laboratory?
Faced with a notable dearth of vampires willing to volunteer for this experiment, the scientists were instead compelled to fall back on Dracula’s possible evolutionary antecedent, the noble leech. Using the squirming annelid as a stand-in for Tom Cruise in a fancy wig, the scientists revealed that all you amateur Van Helsings have lost another weapon in your arsenal of the night. From the journal Tidsskr Nor Laegeforen:
Vampires are feared everywhere, but the Balkan region has been especially haunted. Garlic has been regarded as an effective prophylactic against vampires. We wanted to explore this alleged effect experimentally. Owing to the lack of vampires, we used leeches instead. In strictly standardized research surroundings, the leeches were to attach themselves to either a hand smeared with garlic or to a clean hand. The garlic-smeared hand was preferred in two out of three cases (95% confidence interval 50.4% to 80.4%). When they preferred the garlic the leeches used only 14.9 seconds to attach themselves, compared with 44.9 seconds when going to the non-garlic hand (p < 0.05). The traditional belief that garlic has prophylactic properties is probably wrong. The reverse may in fact be true. This study indicates that garlic possibly attracts vampires. Therefore to avoid a Balkan-like development in Norway, restrictions on the use of garlic should be considered.
The next thing you know…
They will be trying to convince us that vampires are not creatures to be feared.
But ones that we should allow, carelessly, into our lives.
A gothic-horror tale centering on the life of vampire Barnabas Collins and his run-ins with various monsters, witches, werewolves and ghosts. Based on the cult TV series.
Do not be fooled, people…
It’s how vampires suck you in?
Then bleed you dry.
I mean, come on…
Pffft, how do you think Twilight vampire books got so popular.
Want to be a political activist?
You are no one, in politics…
Unless you have your very own political cause.
There are many!
So take your time, picking a cause for your very own (Keep in mine? Oh, so many causes…Not listed)…
Then go out, with your ‘Super Activist’ hippie cape on?
And make news fighting for it.
You go, George, with your bad, hippie self!
[via Daily Caller]At the moment of his arrest outside of Sudan’s embassy in Washington, D.C., Oscar-winning actor George Clooney told The Daily Caller that he did not discuss the planned protest during his Thursday meeting with President Obama, and said that he was most “concerned” about his father who was also in handcuffs.
TheDC asked Clooney, the co-founder of the Satellite Sentinel Project, if he accomplished what he had hoped for at the protest.
“We’ll find out, won’t we? Sorry, officer. It’s a long process, so we’ll see,” said Clooney, in handcuffs.
“I’m concerned with my father, making sure he’s okay right now, you know. He’s 78 years old and never been arrested before.”
TheDC also asked if he talked about the protest on the property of the Embassy of Sudan with Obama. Clooney responded, “No, no, this was something completely different.”
According to a press release, the protest was held to “demand immediate action to stop Sudan’s use of food as a weapon… half a million people in Sudan’s Nuba Mountains and Blue Nile regions risk starvation because Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir is blockading food and humanitarian aid.”[Read More]
Just make sure, however…
The news you make?
Is actually beneficial to your cause…
Not HARMS it.
Jason Russell, 33, was allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according to the SDPD. He was detained at the intersection of Ingraham Street and Riviera Road.
“He was no problem for the police department however, during the evaluation we learned that we probably needed to take care of him,” said an SDPD spokesperson. “We determined that medical treatment was a better course of action than arrest.”
Russell was taken to a medical center after the incident.
Police could not determine that he formed a criminal intent. There are no criminal charges pending because it looks like this is more of a medical situation, said an SDPD spokesperson.
Invisible Children’s CEO Ben Keesey released a statement after 1:40 p.m. on Friday saying:
“Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us, Jason especially, and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday. Jason’s passion and his work have done so much to help so many, and we are devastated to see him dealing with this personal health issue. We will always love and support Jason, and we ask that you give his entire family privacy during this difficult time.”
Russell is one of the the founders responsible for the “Kony 2012″ video that recently went viral. He is described on the organization’s website as a co-founder and “our grand storyteller and dreamer.” Russell is also described as a Christian and father to two children who wants to have nine more children with his wife he calls his “best friend for over 23 years.” [Read More]
Shame on you, Super Hippie Political Activist…
That is NO way to get support for your cause, but admittedly?
It does garner attention.