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News Mash: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, thanks to double-barrelled sunspot!


Ever had a double-barrel shotgun pointed at you…

Do you know how that feels, to know it is cocked, loaded, ready to fire?

No?

[via DailyMail] A massive double-barrelled sunspot that has doubled in size in the past few days could now send a series of solar flares towards Earth.

Though the severity of the disruption is yet unknown, some scientists are predicting the spot could send off medium-scale solar flares.

These could cause radio blackouts and disruptions in the Earth’s polar regions. [Read More]

OK…

How about now?

Jeez.

As an asteroid nears Earth, a man finds himself alone after his wife leaves in a panic. He decides to take a road trip to reunite with his high school sweetheart. Accompanying him is a neighbor who inadvertently puts a wrench in his plan.

Shotgun-totting Sun, and one?

Pointed at Earth…

NOT really a picture I want in my mind, thank you, Science.

But I appreciated the update.

*no*

Kidding…

Not. At. All!

3 comments on “News Mash: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, thanks to double-barrelled sunspot!

  1. Some people are ready for the End of the World, having nicely stocked bunker with everything. The metamaterial ninja suits hanging in the closet.

    Little worried about that double-barrel Sun of the gun but well maybe double solar flares would do wonders for my skin and my all well being.
    Never forget the bright side and this time we are getting the double dose. ;)
    In case of Internet interception proceed to the plan B.
    What? We don’t have plan B. And you telling me that now. “pouts”

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