Stupid Woman Tricks – Little Lady, Big Mess, Edition!

Little old lady made a big mess inside of the motorbike shop

And outside.

Well, if you’re gonna make mess …

Do it right.


Scene inside the superbike store,
an old woman trying to go through a car who’s blocking her from her parking lot but unfortunately she accidentally hit the car when trying to reverse, a young man saw the incident trying to help her looking the owner’s car to remove the car that blocking her, but the man couldn’t found the owner of the car. The women panicked and worried the owner will be furious and harm her because of his/her car wrecked, the women continue reversing the car and hit another two cars from behind, then forward again and hit a superbike. She was so panic and lose control she press the accelerator and end up crashed into a motorcycle store.

She rammed into four superbikes, which include a Honda VFR 1000, Suzuki GSX 1000cc, Honda CBR 1000cc dan BMW 1400cc, with the earlier belong to the shop’s customer. Passers by who saw this furore screamed at the woman and asked her to stop the car and pull the keys before more damages is done.

The  scenes from outside the motorbike shop.

BOSS Gifs – Size Doesn’t Matter, Dancing Skills Do, Edition!

You, young man are adorable.

My wish for you is to stay exactly the same, when you grow up.

I don’t doubt you will be dancing with the same gusto when you are 100 years old.

Fantastic job.


This is North Caucasian dance – Lezginka.

Like a BOSS! 

Lady Gaga

Poetic Celebrity Parody – Boring This Way Edition!

So edgy
So mind blowing
You sure seem knowing
How to keep scandals going
The way you are showing
Your caprice
With your hair full of grease
And the cigar in your mouth
As your music talent decrease
You increase
The shock factor
You are failing in that too
You annoy

As a boy!!!



News Mash: Facebook ‘friending’ and ‘de-friending’ has become a dangerous business!

At least…

For stupid people.

Do not see why there cannot be laws against the ignorant being able to participate on Facebook.

[via Sarasota] SARASOTA, Florida — A Sarasota man who allegedly “friended” the defendant in a case while serving on a jury could face jail time next week if found guilty of disregarding a judge’s orders.

Jacob Jock was selected to be part of a jury for a car accident case back in December. When it was discovered he friended the defendant in the case, he was kicked out of the courtroom and admonished by the judge.

But the Facebook fan wasn’t done there. Court officials apparently became aware of more Jock posts after his dismissal, including a wall post detailing his excitement for being kicked off the jury.

“He went home and made a joke out of it and said, ‘Ha, ha, ha, I got out of jury duty,'” said civil trail lawyer Damien Mallard, who served as the plaintiff’s attorney in the case.

“To my client who had $48,000 in medical bills on the line, it was a very big deal to him,” said Mallard.

The judge has since scheduled a new hearing to discuss Jock’s alleged contempt of court. If found guilty, he could face a hefty fine or even jail time. [Read More]

Because in all honesty?

Not only would the world be a better place if stupid people were kept AWAY from Facebook…

But sadly, it would be ever so much safe as well.

[via Gizmodo] Two People Are Dead Because They Un(De)friended This Man’s Adult Daughter on Facebook

A Tennessee man, Marvin Potter (on the right), is in police custody tonight, charged with two counts of first degree murder in the shooting deaths of a couple who had unfriended his 30-year-old daughter on the popular social site.

The murderous spat began when Billy Payne Jr. and his girlfriend, Billie Jean Hayworth, unfriended Potter’s 30-year-old daughter Jenelle.

According to police, Jenelle began harassing the couple in the week leading up to the shooting on January 31st.  [Read More]

In this world, there will always exist…

Those people who will run with scissors.

Is it really advisable to allow them to play with others?


I don’t think it is.

japan is not interested

News Mash: The discovery of anaphrodisiacs are not needed for “herbivore men”!

Had no idea there was such a market for such things.

Everyone who has an email account, knows that the peddling of aphrodisiacs are big business…

But did you know that anaphrodisiacs (substances that KILL sexual desire) have been around not only as long?

But are as in MUCH demand!

[via io9The Long, Strange Quest to Find a Substance that Kills Sexual Desire

Aphrodisiacs have a rich and often-told history — but what about their opposite? Throughout history, people have tried to find ways to suppress sexual desire. People have used methods ranging from saltpeter to cornflakes to modern-day chemical castration, with mixed success.

Why do people want to discover a way to kill sexual desire? Find out the weird history of anaphrodisiacs below.

Quick: What’s the first email you’d find if you looked in your spam filter right now? Now just imagine if it was advertising the opposite of what it’s actually selling right now.

Anaphrodisiacs are a (mostly) foreign concept to modern Western society. There’s an entire marketing system geared to delivering more sex, either in fantasy or reality, to the population at large. And a lack of sexual desire is generally perceived as a problem. And yet, anaphrodisiacs have been around seemingly as long as humans have, and have as strange a history as any aphrodisiac.

Take a look at the options that people chose, rather than experience any pesky sexual inclinations…. [Read More]

Seems to me?

That if those who are sincere in seeking anaphrodisiacs…

They might need to consider looking to Japan for that which they seek.

Because although Japan might not realize it, and though pretty sure this result was NOT intentional?

Over a a third of their YOUTH population are reporting that they have NO sex drive.


[via HuffPo] A startling number of Japanese youths have turned their backs on sex and relationships, a new survey has found.

The survey, conducted by the Japan Family Planning Association, found that 36% of males aged 16 to 19 said that they had “no interest” in or even “despised” sex. That’s almost a 19% increase since the survey was last conducted in 2008.

If that’s not bad enough, The Wall Street Journalreports that a whopping 59% of female respondentsaged 16 to 19 said they were uninterested in or averse to sex, a near 12% increase since 2008.

The survey paints a bleak picture for Japan’s aging population. The Associated Press reports that the national population of 128 million will have shrunk by one-third by 2060 and seniors will account for 40 percent of people, placing a greater burden on the work force population to support the country’s social security and tax systems.

Many commentators in the Japanese and international media have laid the problem squarely at the feet of soshoku danshi — “herbivore men” — a term coined by pop culture columnist Maki Fukasawa in 2006. It refers to Japanese young men who have rejected their culture’s traditional definition of masculinity, and seemingly eschew relationships with the opposite sex as part.

CNN spoke to a Midori Saida, a 24-year-old Japanese woman who described “herbivore men” as “flaky and weak.”

“We like manly men,” she said. “We are not interested in those boys — at all.”

BBC News spoke to one such “herbivore” man(see video above). The man, Yusaki Yakahashi said: “Building a relationship seems like too much effort. To get her to like me and for me to like her… I’d have to give up everything I do at the weekend for her. I don’t want to do that.” [Read More]

And if THOSE startling numbers are not fine signs of the definite discovery of of an applicable anaphrodisiacs?


I sure as heck don’t know what is?!

because nothing says I love you

News Mash: When it comes to Valentine’s Day gifts? Some are just better than others!

We are reminded…

With Valentine’s day, just around the corner?

There are those gifts, such as ah-mazing smelling perfumes that make for excellent gifts!

[via Daily Mail] If you’re planning to buy the one you love a bottle of fragrance this Valentine’s Day, you’re not alone. Sales of perfume go up by 50 per cent at this time of year, according to John Lewis. Here’s our guide to the right spritz for February 14.



Jimmy Choo eau de toilette, £34, Debenhams

A newly launched lighter version of the gorgeous Jimmy Choo scent, which, in keeping with all things romantic, is pale pink. There are top notes of ginger and heart notes of tea rose. It comes in an exquisite faceted bottle


Guerlain Shalimar Parfum Initial L’Eau, £37, House of Fraser

In a beautiful bottle with a sapphire blue stopper, this new version of the iconic scent has top notes of damask rose and iris on a base of vanilla and tonka bean. It’s fresher than the original, with an almond overtone.


Burberry Body Mist, £32,

A new, lighter version of the best-selling Burberry Body fragrance, this is lovely for spraying all over as it’s delicate enough to scent hair and the whole body. Use after bathing to allow skin to absorb sandalwood, freesia and peach notes…[Read More – See More Popular Perfumes!]

Just as there are those horrible…

‘What-made-you-think-I-would-want-that?!’ gifts, which NO one could ever possibly want.

And a fine example of a said horrible gift?

Get this…

Bull testicle pie.

[via newslite]Chocolate, oysters and Champagne are all foods typically associated with Valentines Day — bull testicles… not so much.

But that hasn’t stopped a chef from creating a testicle-filled pie which he claims will act as an aphrodisiac this Valentines Day.

The aptly named ‘Cock and Bull Pie’ from artisan ready meal firm Charlie Bigham’s contains only ingredients selected for their aphrodisiac and arousing qualities.

As such the £7.99 pie — available exclusively from Ocado — features ‘Mama Juana’ liquor and Ginseng alongside the bulls’ testicles.

Rich in testosterone, the potent properties of bull’s testicles have long been used in India where lovers swear by their power to increase sexual vigour. But will you have the balls to try it this Valentine’s Day?

The pie’s succulent steak pieces have been marinated in the ‘saucy’ ‘Mama Juana’ liquor, originally prepared by the native Taino Indians to get them in the mood for love.The brand’s founder, Charlie Bigham, comments: “Having specialised in ‘twosome’ cuisine for over 15 years, we understand what it takes to bring partners closer together.   [Read More]

Right now, off the top of your head?

Think of ONE person who would be all like, “Ohh-ohh... I want that!”

Have to give this chef points for inventiveness, but sorry…


Bull testicle pic is never going to be a big Valentine’s selling item.


A a big EVER selling item.

Something to consider there, Charlie…

Think you dropped the ball on this one.




obama cake

Aporia Politico: It’s a shark-eat-shark world, in both nature and politics!

Apex predators are at the top of the food chain.

But are they more a myth than a reality?

Are there any predators immune from being hunted…

Even the fiercest of the bunch?

One would naturally assume that Apex Predators are safe from natural predation.


That is not the case.

Either in nature…

[via NewScientist] It’s a shark-eat-shark world out there. Or so researchers from the ARC Centre of Excellence for Coral Reef Studies found out while diving on the Great Barrier Reef.

They discovered a tasselled wobbegong shark (Eucrossorhinus dasypogon) tucking into a meal of another shark.

Wobbegongs usually lie in wait on the sea floor for a passing fish or a tasty invertebrate to swim by and then ambush their prey. This one got lucky with a brown-banded bamboo shark (Chiloscyllium punctatum), and was in the process of swallowing it whole and head first. The wobbegong’s appetite for large meals is helped by its dislocating jaw, large gape and rearward-pointing teeth.

While wobbegongs eating sharks has been recorded before from stomach contents, this is the first time it has been photographed in action. [Read More]


In politics, for that matter.

Apex predators will attack anything, even lower themselves to hunting, devouring, their own kind (Liberal commentators attacking Liberal Presidents now, seriously?)…

If it suits their desires and purposes.

[via Mediaite]On Tuesday night’s The Young Turks, host Cenk Uygur went the eff off on President Obama over what he sees as administration signals of a compromise on the religious employer exemption to the Affordable Care Act’s Preventive Services Mandate.

Loudly calling it like he sees it, Uygur said that President Obama “doesn’t have the guts” to fight conservatives on the issue, and that “his natural instinct” to “run for the hills” kicks in whenever he’s challenged a little bit.[Read More]

Thereby debunking the absolute label “apex predator”…

And banishing it into the realm of mythology forever.

For when it comes to predation?

Nothing, and NO ONE, is safe…

At least not forever.

one way we could be learned

Under your spell, love can be magic…The more we can see magic, the more we get what we want!

“Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion.”


“Logic only gives man what he needs…Magic gives him what he wants.”
~Tom Robbins