BOSS Gifs – Spectacular Powerblading, Edition!

There is a new fad in town

It name is powerblading …

Combination between rollerblading and parkour,

Try it…

Maybe you will enjoy it.

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 Professional skater Mathieu Ledoux kongs off a parking lot roof over stairs and just makes it! 

What is Powerblading? 
The way to fly through the city using parkour, skate tricks, grinding, gaps and more. Full speed quick thinking and adrenaline. Powerblading products are designed to withstand heavy drops and grinds with great shock absorbency – this is the future!

Like a BOSS!

gluttony

Poetic Celebrity Parody – Gluttony Is Sin, Paula Dean, Edition!

Always hungry
Always ready to eat
No matter what
Donuts or meat
The mouth is constantly filled
With grease
That makes you obese
There is emptiness in your soul
There is endless need
To self feed
Like a greed
Gluttony is sin
That makes double chin

Paula Dean!!!

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iphone evil inside

News Mash: Despite what Tim Cook might say, Apple manufacturing has a ‘Dark Side’

I suppose it all comes down to personal perspective.

Cause if the lead guy over at Apple says they are doing nothing wrong, “Honest!”

Surely that HAS to be legit.

[via Gizmodo]Yesterday the web was abuzz thanks to a New York Times story that claimed Apple’s Chinese factories were dangerous and exploitative. That made Tim Cook sad, so he sent a very long emailto his employees to set the record straight.

You can read the email in full over at 9to5mac, but the gist is: “We’re not doing anything bad or wrong, honest!” What else did you expect? Anyway, there are a few key points you might find interesting:

“Every year we inspect more factories, raising the bar for our partners and going deeper into the supply chain. As we reported earlier this month, we’ve made a great deal of progress and improved conditions for hundreds of thousands of workers. We know of no one in our industry doing as much as we are, in as many places, touching as many people.”

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Just, uh…

Don’t ask the Apple workers themselves.

That is if you can find any to ask, who are not locked in a bitter depression, contemplating suicide cause they are so miserable making you your next iPhone.

[via Daily Mail] ‘Forced to stand for 24 hours, suicide nets, toxin exposure and explosions’: Inside the Chinese factories making iPads for Apple

  • ‘Working excessive overtime without a single day off during the week’
  • ‘Living together in crowded dorms and exposure to dangerous chemicals’
  • Two explosions in 2011 in China ‘due to aluminum dust’ killed four workers
  • Almost 140 injured after using toxin in factory, reports New York Times

Working excessive overtime without a single day off during the week, living together in crowded dormitories and standing so long that their legs swell and they can hardly walk after a 24-hour shift.

These are the lives some employees claim they live at Apple’s manufacturing centres in China, where the firm’s suppliers allegedly wrongly dispose of hazardous waste and produce improper records.

Almost 140 workers at a supplier in China were injured two years ago using a poisonous chemical to clean iPhone screens – and two explosions last year killed four people while injuring more than 75. [Read More]

But hey, you have the new iPhone…

Even if it’s to the detriment of the happiness and well-being of others!

So how awesome are you, eh?

*no*

you're gonna need a smaller boat

News Mash: The sea’s just so contradictorily fickle, when it comes to boats, isn’t she?

Seafaring ways?

Are dangerous business.

As anyone who loves the sea, and all her moods, will tell you.

And in the immortal words of Chief Brody, sometimes your, “Gonna need a bigger boat.”

[via CBSLocal] NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — It looks like the tale of this fishing trip wasn’t quite over.

In August 2008, Scott Douglas, of New Jersey, and his brother-in-law were fishing off Nantucket, Mass. in dangerous high seas.

They were thrown from his 26-foot pleasure boat, the Queen Bee, but survived after swimming two hours to shore.

“There were times when both of us didn’t think we were going to make it,” said Douglas. “Everything had to go our way. It was a miracle.”

Because of the treacherous conditions, the Queen Bee was left behind and Douglas thought it was the last time he’d see the boat.

However, it turns out the Queen Bee is still hitting the seas. The boat was found on Jan. 17  just 20 miles off the coast of Spain.

Officials said the boat was intact but rusted and covered in barnacles. [Read More]

Whereas with other times…

A SMALLER boat?

Definitely far more applicable.

[via Daily Mail] Incredible images emerged of a hulking freighter wearing mangled pieces of a steel bridge on its bow after a collision in southwestern Kentucky Thursday night.

In the pictures, the 312-foot Delta Mariner idles, still partially in the bridge’s path, and clearly looks much too large to fit beneath the aging Eggner Ferry Bridge, which crosses the Kentucky Lake Reservoir.

The cargo vessel was carrying space rocket parts for the United Launch Alliance, intended for a vehicle that was scheduled to be shot into orbit from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida.

Two sections of the bridge, which is the only route across the lake and the Tennessee River, collapsed after the crash.

Unbelievably no one was injured after the collision, though one driver described the harrowing experience of slamming on his breaks and stopping just a few feet short of oblivion after finding the bridge suddenly stopped. [Read More]

The sea…

She’s just so contradictorily fickle, when it comes to boats though,
Isn’t she?

God allows U-Turns

News Mash: It’s OK to change your mind about an idea you have!

It doesn’t happen often…

But there are times when one can be wrong, and totally mistaken about a situation or a crazy idea that enters our minds.

And?

As odd it is to think that one day you might actually find yourself in such a situation…

There are ways to properly handle it.

[via LifeHacker]One an idea enters our minds it can be difficult to let it go. Not only do we seek out evidence that supports our existing beliefs, rather than making an attempt at objectivity, but we will defend that information even if we know it’s incorrect. Scientific American points to a studythat demonstrated this phenomenon:

Psychologists asked college stu­dents to read an account of an ac­cident involving a busload of elderly passengers. The students were then told that, actually, those on the bus were not elderly. For some students, the information ended there. Others were told the bus had in fact been transporting a college hockey team. And still others were warned about what psychologists call the continued influence of misinformation-that people tend to have a hard time ig­noring what they first heard, even if they know it is wrong-and that they should be extra vigilant about getting the story straight.

The important thing to remember is this: when someone tells you that you are wrong, you need to override your defense instinct and consider what they are saying. While there will be many times in your life when you’ll be told that you’re wrong when you are, in fact, right, that won’t always be the case. When someone makes you feel defensive, this is one of the most important times to consider what they are saying. You don’t have to agree, and you might just discover that you really are correct after all, but being a little more self-aware can go a long way in avoiding a drawn-out, stubborn argument. [Read More]

While…

Continuing to drive, hell-bent, down the center media of the interstate?

Not one of those ways.

[WARNING: Cursing ahead!]

Being wrong?

Doesn’t have to be painful.

Suck it up, admit your mistakes…

Oh, and always wear a seat-belt.

You know, just in case.

BFF

Aporia Politico: Political fanatics, why can’t we all just get along?!

Political fanatics…

Just in case anyone was wondering?

Come in both red (Republicans/Conservatives) & blue (Democrat/Liberals).

So I don’t want to hear ANYONE spouting crap that one party is any more extreme than the other…

[via The Blaze] The Secret Service is investigating after a photo depicting a group of teenagers holding a bullet hole-ridden T-shirt with President Barack Obama‘s face on it was posted to an Arizona police officer’s Facebook account.

The photo shows seven young men, four of them holding weapons, posing with a T-shirt featuring the Obama “HOPE” image. The shirt is covered in what appear to be bullet holes. The photo was posted to Peoria Police Sgt. Pat Shearer’s Facebook page on Jan. 20 with the comment “Another trip to the ranch,” the New York Times reported. [Read More]

Especially when?

There are people in BOTH parties…

Which have some major issues.

[via Blaze] A “fanatical supporter” of President Barack Obama has been taken into custody and is now the prime suspect in the Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio death threat investigation.

The diligent team at 550KFYI alerted The Blaze that 33-year-old Adam Eugene Cox was arrested in Tennessee Friday on an unrelated warrant for assault. Cox said he planned to brutally slay Arpaio and his family, vowing the Sheriff ”will be filled with a thousand bullet holes before the year is out.”

“I promise you this. He won’t f**k with Obama,” Cox declared [Read More]

The way I see it?

It’s just politics, people.

For the most part, THESE people do not take their “the opposition is the enemy” tags seriously…

So ask yourself this…

Why the heck should we?

there is a pleasure

Just to love, and be loved in return; love not man, but Nature more!

To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter; to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird’s nest or a wildflower in spring – these are some of the rewards of the simple life.  ~John Burroughs

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If you truly love Nature, you will find beauty everywhere.  ~Vincent Van Gogh

“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return.”