Sure, I have my my personal preference , but I’m not biased or anything.
I mean, what…
These next two stories prove it.
For example take this guy is claiming to be a ‘cat whisperer’ ?
Not seeing much successes in your future, dude…
Though I wish you luck in ALL your (FAILS!) endeavors.
Well, normal as a cat can be, anyway.
Galaxy is the star of the new Animal Planet show“My Cat From Hell,” which debuts May 7. The show features him helping owners of some very stressed-out cats who, in turn, are stressing out their owners in the grossest ways imaginable.
“One of my clients was a big guy who moved in with his girlfriend who already had the cat,” Galaxy told AOL Weird News. “He was trying to be understanding of the cat — until it started peeing in his mouth while sleeping.”
Although Galaxy is a cat lover, he concedes the idea of drinking cat urine while snoozing is unpleasant.
“However, the hardest part was getting the guy to calm down,” he said. “I understood why he was upset, but, to me, the real issue was what was coming out of the guy’s mouth that made the cat want to urinate.”
The solution turned out to be a real snoozer: Galaxy recommended the client go through a sleep study and, sure enough, the man had sleep apnea and snored very loudly. [Read More]
Blame the owner NOT the cat.
I tell you cats take NO responsibility for their actions.
Shame on you, cats…SHAME!
With that said, I feel it’s only appropriate that I point out this bit of comparison for comparison’s sake…
You know, to show my non-bias at work and all regarding these two species.
[via The Atlantic] The question of how the dog got into bin Laden’s compound is no puzzle — the same way the special ops team did, by being lowered from an MH-60s helicopter. In fact, U.S. Air Force dogs have been airborne for decades, though the earliest flying dogs accompanied Soviet forces in the 1930s.
Dogs usually jump in tandem with their trainers, but when properly outfitted with flotation vests they can make short jumps into water on their own. A U.S. Navy SEAL, Mike Forsythe, and his dog, Cara — pictured [below] — recently broke the world record for “highest man/dog parachute deployment” by jumping from 30,100 feet. [Read More]
Digs are called “Mans Best Friend” for a reason.
They defeat E V I L.
Dogs where there and assisted in the taking out of bin Laden…
And they DON’T pee in your mouth when you are sleeping.
Dogs can fly: “Boo-ya!”
Or, I guess since we are talking dogs here?
That should read, “Bow-wows away!”
No bias at all.
Told ya so.
*shakes head sadly*